tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11656430.post112101343867261964..comments2023-08-21T06:06:59.196-07:00Comments on Hellbound Alleee: How?Hellbound Alleeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10268832216080854759noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11656430.post-1121110809711154422005-07-11T12:40:00.000-07:002005-07-11T12:40:00.000-07:00"....There was a presence in the house that did no..."....There was a presence in the house that did not want a godly young man there."<BR/><BR/>I confess! That was I. I am really Beelzebub's lesser-of-two-evil twin Beelzepal. I am the one responsible for making dopey young men believe that they are eating a giant marshmallow in their sleep, and then exaggerating the tale later. Together with my brothers, Beelzebuddy, Beelzemack, and Beelzefred, I wander the earth doing ineffectual deeds of fright and terror and... and fright. You might not believe this, but you would be wrong, and those nice people on “Drooling with a Vacant Stare” and “Rapture Ready” will tell you so. After all, the Bible mentions lesser demons that make people itch in not-nice places, and stuff like that, doesn’t it? It doesn’t? Hey, we can’t all be the Prince of Darkness you know! Give the little guys a chance!<BR/><BR/>Nope, I can’t even be as funny as the original material when I try! <BR/><BR/>Keep ‘smilin!breakerslionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14327290369084118043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11656430.post-1121099871695685302005-07-11T09:37:00.000-07:002005-07-11T09:37:00.000-07:00LOL I love making fun of rapture ready. I did so r...LOL I love making fun of rapture ready. I did so recently at my blog too! <BR/><BR/>Hopefully someday the rapture ready type of fundie sites will be looked back on in the same way that we today look back on flat-earthers.Aaron Kinneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12059982934663353474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11656430.post-1121017107663491962005-07-10T10:38:00.000-07:002005-07-10T10:38:00.000-07:00"Years ago on a family vacation, my son-in-law had..."Years ago on a family vacation, my son-in-law had a pillow pushed against his face during the night as if in attempt to suffocate him. No one else was in the room. He had to struggle to push the pillow away.<BR/><BR/>At that time, there is no doubt that he was the member of our family who had the closest walk with the Lord.<BR/><BR/>Later I found out that the house we were vacationing in was owned by atheists who were also nudists.<BR/><BR/>There was a presence in the house that did not want a godly young man there."<BR/><BR/>UNeverEverNo, Rapture ReadyHellbound Alleeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10268832216080854759noreply@blogger.com