Thursday, June 05, 2008

Episode 135: Those Fuckin' Fundies



Fundies Say the Darndest Things!


Playlist

1-Kyrie Eleison, Rapture Ready * Restrooms
Alleee 1
Bruno Nicolai * Autostrade per Los Angeles
2-sakhan, GotFrag * Mathematical Genius
Piero Umiliani * Cinque Bambole per Una Luna Dagosto
Ross and Sargent * Nellie the Nudist Queen
3-MessianicServant, FSTDT comments * Bad Buddha
Roy Smeck * Shuffle off to Buffalo
Patricia * Mes RĂªves De Sati
4-svurocks, imdb.com religion and philosophy boards * It's Only Murder if They Were Christian
Rudolf Belov * Midnight in Moscow
Ella Fitzgerald * Wacky Dust
5-hadessa, Good ol' Rapture Ready * Ain't No Need to Read
London Pops Orchestra * Aquarius
Lilian Atterer und Maurice Pop * Weil Ich so Sexy Bin
6-ChristIsKing2008, RaptureReady * The Evidence is Astounding!
The Electronic Concept Orchestra * Rock Me
Carmen Miranda * I Yi Yi Yi
7-Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready * God Really Fucked THAT One Up
Stelvio Cipriani * Realta n5
Tampa Reds Hokum Jug Band * My Daddy Rocks Me (With a Steady Roll)
8-Tinina Marie, Ray Comfort's Blog * The Rigorous Christian Rules of Research
Lee Selmoco Orchestra * Blue Media
Eric St Laurent * She's Leaving Home
9-Ken Ham, AIG * Proof No Other Planets Exist
Paraffin Jack Flash * The Peanut Vendor
Sister Clara Hudmon * My Loved Ones are Waiting for Me
10-Shawn, TP forum * I Think He's Mixed Up
Alleee 2

If you download this podcast, you'll make Baby Jesus cry.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, Alleee! I'm glad you and Franc are still doing the show. I haven't listened in a while (a year or more) for various personal reasons relating to how incredibly busy my life has become, but I'm glad I found your newest blog. I was worried you had quit!

HellboundAlleee said...

Well, no, we aren't doing the same show. But Franc is doing his own show called "Machinery of Freedom" at marketanarchy.com and this is Mondo Diablo. We still are working on stuff!

Quantum_Flux said...

Fundie Alleee once said "There is no such thing as perfection."

Quantum_Flux: Like hell there isn't!

HellboundAlleee said...

Well, Quantum Flux, you got one thing right. I'm a fundie. You figured it out! Now I will have to kill you to keep that secret. (Also, perfection is like hell.)

Unfortunately, once, Fundie Alleee once said, "I'm a fundie." *

*A fundie is a person who takes her ideas to their natural conclusion, instead of being satisfied by the way the words sound.

Quantum_Flux said...

I think it's funny that Ray Comfort has a blog. That guys name has to be an alias! Hmmmm, I'll bet every one of his followers are thinking to themselves "maybe I should invent a comfort ray." Of course, you might be able to do that via a speaker box and blairing "Smoke on the Water" at really high decibles or something. I'm sure his stupid sidekick is like 10 bonghits under in this video:

http://www.freethoughtpedia.com/wiki/Crocoduck

HellboundAlleee said...

Well, no, Ray is the real deal.

You know his dumb sidekick, right? It's funny that people pay so much attention to Kirk, not so much that he was the dumb star of Left Behind, but that he was Mike Seegar or whatever the hell name that was. Once you get your mug on the cover of a teen magazine, you Matter.

But Comfort, now that's a name. That's the name of the man who wrote the Joy of Sex. I wanted to mention it in the show where we interviewed him, but I ran out of time. "Any relation, Ray?"

Ray's a dirty liar, though. Not because he once lied (as is his little trick for atheists that never works--"have you ever lied--that makes your a liar" bullshit--but because he still uses the banana argument after he conceded it to me. He should be ashamed.

Quantum_Flux said...

lol... the banana argument! You practically have to be on drugs to come up with any of those arguments.

Here's anothe fundie's blog for you, it's this guy named Edward Gordon, he paranoid about "The Atheist Influence" and he thinks it's going to bring about the end of humankind:

http://www.christiancrosstalk.blogspot.com/

Quantum_Flux said...

Here's a old fuckster who wants all scientists to take "monads" seriously. He told me he was going to complain to congress because believing in materialism is unconstitutional and thereby science shouldn't be funded. As I recall, that's exactly how ID got started dammit!

http://georgeshollenberger.blogspot.com/