Monday, December 23, 2013

Mondo Diablo Episode 379: A Good, Old-Fashioned Christmas



In which I read from Santa Claus, Last of the Wildmen: The Origins and Evolution of Saint Nicholas, Spanning 50,000 years, by Phyllis Siefker

Playlist

Wildman 1
Dion Opening
Intro 1
Alleee 1
Durwood Douche * Just Another Christmas Gift
Christmas one-liner 01
Paul Trip * I've Got a Date with Santa
Wildman 2
Martinn * Christmas in the City
Christmas one-liner 02
La Peregrinacion * Medley-We Three Kings...
Wildman 3
Wade Denning * Tijuana Christmas
Christmas one-liner 03
Woody Woodchuck * 12 Days of Christmas
Wildman 4
Linda Escobar * Pastorcillos
Christmas one-liner 04
I Farted on Santa's Lap
Wildman 5
Granny Sings Jingle Bells
Christmas one-Liner 5
Irving Oil Christmas
Wildman 6
Japanese Jingle Bells
Christmas one-liner 6
Mae Questal * I Want You for Christmas
Wildman 7
Odile Closset * La Lettre au Pere Noel
Christmas one-liner 7
Pere Noel Remix
Wildman 8
Fats Waller and His Rhythm * Swingin' Them Jingle Bells
Christmas one-liner 8
Ted Weems and his Orchestra * Winter Wonderland
Wildman 9
The Psychoskeletons * Good King Bob
Christmas one-liner 9
Wildman 10
Harry the Hipster * He's Got the Whole World in His Hands
Alleee 2

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Thursday, December 19, 2013

Mondo Diablo Episode 378: Grüss Von Krampus



This week we have Krampus from You Tube and American Dad. Also, there's more remixed Christmas tunes for your pleasure, and Krampus laments the fallout from the American popularization of her kind.

Playlist

A Krampus Story-Austria
Alleee1
Matt and Trey Parker * Dead, Dead, Dead
What is the Time
Kay Brown * Daddy, is Santa Really Six Foot Four
A Krampus Karol
Les Poppys * September Noir December Blanc
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Raymond Scott Quintette * Christmas Night in Harlem
Christmas with the Krampus
Al Bowly and his Orchestra * Ev'ry Day's a Holiday
A Right Smart Holiday
Bernie Cummins and his Orchestra * I Told Santa Claus to Bring Me You
American Dad Krampus 1
Bobby Helms * Captain Santa and His Reindeer Space Patrol
Merry Christmas
Crass * Merry Crassmas Part 2
American Dad Krampus 2
Crudbump : Fuck You if you Don't Like Christmas
It's Christmas
Go Home Productions * Carpenter's Christmas
American Dad Krampus 3
The Kinsey Sicks * I'm Dreaming of a White Santa
The Nicest Things are Happening
June Christy * The Merriest (Thunderball Mix)
American Dad Krampus 4
Jan Garber and his Orchestra * Frosty the Snowman
Special Announcement
Kingofpants * alalafalalahasselhoff
American Dad Krampus 5
Larry Nestor * Santa Doesn't Smoke Anymore
Have a Wonderful Day
Rhythm scholar kringlekut remix * Wonderful Christmastime
Krampus Uncovered
Alleee2

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Friday, December 06, 2013

Mondo Diablo Episode 377: Happy Yaksmas Day!



As a secular society, we must strive to never be lax in our language, and have a firm understanding of what we mean when we utter the dreaded phrase "Happy Holidays," Bill O'Reiily thought he had a Checkmate, Atheists moment when he gleefully pointed out that there are no holidays until Christmas. We poor, poor atheists would therefore be fools to use this greeting. To say the word Christmas should sting like a thousand bees upon our tongues! Well, fear not, oh Godless ones, for there is another sacred day. And that day is Solstice, you dumbass, O'Reilly. Oh and then there's...

Playlist

Ren and Stimpy * Yaksmas Caroling
Krampus 1
DJ John * The Christmas Massacre of Charlie Brown
Christmas Song 4 U
Computer Perfection * Purple Snowflakes
Ren and Stimpy * We Give You Another Stupid Song
YELLO * Jingle Bells
A Visit from Santa Claus!
No-L * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Ren and Stimpy * Get me my dog-wallopin' guitar
Dick Dudley * Six Tons O Toys
1987 1-900 Santa
Ren and Stimpy * We're Going Shopping
Arnold Schwarzenegger * Christmas Greeting
Voicedude * Santa Benz
Ren and Stimpy * and Wilbur, crazed with senility, would sing this song
Bill Anderson * The Night Before Christmas and the Story of the Nativity
Jeremiah 10
Ren and Stimpy * Yak Shaving Day
Jonathan Winters * The Abominable Snowman
DJ Tabernacle * Enjoy the Silent Night
Ren and Stimpy * You're not going to believe what he sent me
Phil Harris * The Thing
Have a happy new one
RIAA * The Six Million Dollar Man and Santa Claus Fight Global Warming
Ren and Stimpy * The Muddy Mudskipper Holiday Hop
Aunt Beru and the Juicers * Santa Brings it
MST3K * A Patrick Swayze Christmas
Bilbo Broggins and DJ Frodo * Lung Cancer by Christmas
Ren and Stimpy * Cat Hairballs
DJBC & Imagine Santa
Black Adder * Piggy
Mr Fab * I'll be Home for Christmas
Ren and Stimpy * Rudolph's Nose
Krampus 2

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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Mondo Diablo Episode 376: Yummy Yummy Yummy



Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This week, I've just got some good food songs and old food commercials for you, with just a little fixing up by Mr. Le Mur.

Playlist

Chicken Boom 2
Intro Crisco
Alleee 1
Hoosier Hot Shots * I Like Bananas (Because they Have no Bones)
Crisco Sid
Randy Roberts * The Pilgrim
Carnation 1
Chase-Sanborn coffee
Antonio Vivaldi * Autumn, Allegro I
Crunchy Clusters
Bo Carter * Your Biscuits are Big Enough for Me
Crisco
Jello 1955
Antonio Vivaldi * Autumn, Allegro II
Cupcakes 1
Booker T and the MGs * My Sweet Potato
Kraft Cheese
Pabstead Cheese
Collins and Harlan * Bake Dat Chicken Pie
Lets Eat
Connie Boswell * Lullaby of the Leaves
Pet Milk
Roma Wines
Edith Piaf * The Autumn Leaves
Pork Chops
Etta James * Shortnin Bread Rock
Conserve Food
Fat Grease 1
Savanah Churchill * Fat Meat is Good Meat
Sardine Sandwich ad
La Balduc * La cuisinière
Beano 1
Lotte Lenye * September Song
Beer
Food! Glorious Food!
Chili Rellenos
The Dreadnoughts * Poutine
Pork Chop 2
Roger Wolfe Kahn * A Cup of Coffee, a Sandwich, and You
Big old Jar of Kimchee
Alleee 2

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Mondo Diablo Episode 375: The Man-Bear-Pigman Hunts of Newhaven



Witches were not the only Disney characters to be executed in the colonies of the New World. It seems that even men suffered from sexual repression, so Zoophiles and "buggers" were also executed. Well, there are maybe two accounts of women convicted of bestiality. I say "convicted of," not "guilty of." I hear the epithet for these men was "Pigman." Maybe they were worried that the outcome would be something not unlike the creature found in room 237
Here is the reading: http://www.delanceyplace.com/view_archives.php?2364

Playlist

Anti-Electric Wave Paint
Alleee1
Mad Father * Old Doll
Faster Pussycat
Robert Cobert * Night of the Pentagram * Dark Shadows OS
Zoophiles 1
Devil's Nightmare
If You Were turned Inside Out
Weird Moment
Zoophiles 2
Colette Magney * Strange Fruit
Infrasound
Robert Cobert * Josette's Room
Zoophiles 3
Glen Gray's Casa Loma Orchestra * The House is Haunted
Vincent Price * How to Make a Pact With the Devil
Hot Blood * Soul Dracula
Zoophiles 4
Ruth Roberts * There is a Haunted House in Town
Harry Potter
Bernard Herman * Twisted Nerve
Zoophiles 5
Dick Robertson * Hell's Bells
Killer Tomatoes
Goblin * School at Night
Zoophiles 6
Billy Ward and His Dominoes * The Bells
Killer Tomatoes 2
Artie Shaw * Nightmare
Zoophiles 7
Spider-Man on Halloween Night
Linda Harvey * Halloween's Demonic Underpinnings
Ray Bohr * March of the Marionette
Zoophiles 8
Alleee2

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Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Mondo Diablo Episode 374: MRA: Misogynistic Reprobate Assholes






I don't think I have anything to add to the idea of the MRA, so I figure they can do the talking themselves. If you can't figure out what's wrong with them, well, you don't listen to this podcast anyway, so you aren't reading this right now. That means I can call you a stinky-faced poo-poo heads who eats poo and writes with it.

Playlist

My Seed is Gold 1
Supermonsters
Alleee 1
Dokus Sekiz * Okay Temiz
Resolution
Ann Richards * I'm Late
My Seed is Gold 2
Vangelis * Alpha
A Lost Cause (Ted Jesus Christ God)
Big Daddy * Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
My Seed is Gold 3
Notes Vagabondes * Claud Thomain
Cindy Jacobs Healed!
Nashville Sound * Joy to the World
My Seed is Gold 4
Gill Trythall * Harper Valley PTA
ET Videogame is Here!
Buchanan and Goodman * Banana Boat Song
Fear and Uncertainty
Robert LaFond and Michael laverdier * Fool on the Hill
Grandma Reveals Satanist Plot!
The Temptations * Fiddler on the Rood Medley
Deconstruct the Female 2
M Chantereau and P.A. Dahan * Video Code
Legwarmers
Kenneth Patchen, with the Chamber Jazz Sextet * The Murder of Two Men by a Young Kid Wearing Lemon-Colored Gloves
Deconstruct the Female 3
Bernard Fevre * Le Monde Avait Cinq Ans
The Little Things
Coca-Cola * People Power
Deconstruct the Female 4
Birds n Brass * Soul Bossa Nova
Levis Star Wars Jeans
Norman Habel * Juan
Don Hunter * Listen (Juan's Song)
Deconstruct the Female 5
Alleee 2
End Credits



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Monday, September 02, 2013

Mondo Diablo Episode 373: ClownDating dot com



Just to clarify, I would totally date a clown. As long as he or she were an atheist and a feminist, reasonably intelligent, with basic domestic skills.

Playlist

Alleee1
Michelle Bachman * Spank the President
Did You Say "Bob?"
Doug Duke * It's Only a Paper Moon
Matt Barber * Homo Nomo Reason
Buckle Down with Nixon
John Carradine for Tires
Firesign Theatre for a Creation Museum
Perrey and Kingsley * Carousel of the Planets
Escape from Pray the Gay Away
Orange is the New Black * Piper and Miss Claudette talk about Slack
Norel Pref * "Bob" Song
Funkadelic * Sexy Ways
Zeet Band * Moogie woogie
Daubenmire is Sick and Tired of Being Sodomized
Public Enemy Number "Bob"
Pastor John Rydgren * The Happening
Crudbump * I Don't Do Shit
Mary Lambert * She Keeps Me Warm
Marr Barber * Christians Must...
Send to "Bob"
Disconnection in Scientology is Real
Langley Schools * Space Oddity
Enturbulator 009 * Bigotwatch THIS
Sssssserves Ssssssatan
Life in the Year 2000
The Adventures of Maisie
Katie Goodman * Probably Gay: The Homophobia Song
The Story of "Bob"
Regina Spektor * You've Got Time
Kathleen Hanna on what got her into talking about violence against women
Alleee 2

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