Mondo Diablo Episode 284: Vomit Collector's Christmas

Welcome to your Atheist Christmas Podcast for the Year of Our Overlords, 2010. This year, I'm looking back at Christmas past. "Your past" you ask? No, long past. Looooong past. Go back, back, back before that cloudy April when some guy who may have been named Jesus but decidedly didn't perform any miracles and wasn't born of a virgin and may or may not have been a prophet or a rabbi, and may or may not have been crucified, was born. You'll see Egyptians lounging about, you'll see Greek women tearing apart a hapless young man, and you'll see masters pretending their slaves are "free" for a fortnight. You'll see yetis and wildmen covered in fur, delivering presents to people in northern Europe and Scandinavia. You'll see holly, ivy and trees, decorated in festive gold and silver, and blazing fires, while people warm themselves and gorge on meat. You'll see lascivious displays of cross dressing and public orgy. You'll marvel as reindeer fly on psychedelic mushrooms, and wonder why you still see those mushrooms on Christmas trees. There is so much to see, and only a month to see it all. So strap in and get ready to be overwhelmed, or, in the case of most of you, underwhelmed. "Seen that, done it."

My listeners are edumacated.

Playlist

Worst Jobs 1
Alleee 1
Ted Weems and his Orchestra * Winter Wonderland
The Superions * Crummy Christmas Tree
Worst Jobs 2
Wade Denning * Tijuana Christmas
Lord Berenger * Christmas Morning, the Rum had me Yawning
Worst Jobs 3
Percy Faith, his Orchestra and Chorus * We Need a Little Christmas
MK Rawlings Elementary Chorus and Us * Santa's Flight Song
Worst Jobs 4
Elliott Lawrence and his Orchestra * Jumpin' at the Toy Shop
Al Bowly and his Orchestra * Ev'ry Day's a Holiday
Worst Jobs 5
Leonard Bernstein * Carol of the Bells
Swedish Frosty
Worst Jobs 6
Ray Conniff and the Singers * We Wish you a Merry Christmas
Dick Robertson and his Orchestra * I Want You for Christmas
Worst Jobs 7
Helmut Zacharias * Oh, Du Fröhliche
Ray Stevens * Santa Claus is Watching You
Worst Jobs 8
The Harmonicats * March of the Toys
Adi Bing Slamet * Terdenger di Langet
Worst Jobs 9
Alan Moorehouse * Festive Noel
The Waverly Consort * Riu, Riu, Chiu
Worst Jobs 10
Longines Symphonette * Frosty the Snowman
Gene London * Walking Talking Christmas Tree
Rev Barnstormer * BB Christmas
Caravelli and his Orchestra * Noel Blanc
Dick Robertson * Meet me Under the Mistletoe
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 273: Anti-Vacc is BULLSH*T!

You have to wonder, "What the hell are they thinking," but you can't put words in their mouths and mothers are sacred. Can you convince them that no one has died from prank tainted Halloween candy? Of course not. Because they are parents. And having children turns you into an insane person who is listened to by other insane people, the politicians, who govern our lives based on whatever batshit crazy thing parents are afraid of. Parental fear ruins everything. Stop having babies.

Playlist

Anti-Vacc 1
Alleee1
Ad Music
PDQ Bach * Das Kleines Birdi
Anti-Vacc 2
Ennio Morricone * La Bambole
Frank Crummit * Three Little Words
Anti-Vacc 3
Alessandro Alessandroni * Alliante Giallo
Donice * Look to Jesus
Anti-Vacc 4
Roberto Pregadio e Romano Mussolini * Seq. 16
American Quartet * Floatin' Down to Cotton Town
Anti-Vacc 5
Original Dixieland Jazz Band * Home Again Blues/Lindy
Are there Still Demons?
Anti-Vacc 6
Jacques LaFleche * Parle Parle Jase Jase
Dr. Love * Mister Snuggles
Anti-Vacc 7
T Elerth and the Hair Raisers * Chasin' It
Madame Balduc * ?
Anti-Vacc 8
Hanry Mancini * Goofin' at the Coffee House
Michelle LaMay * Manic Monday
Anti-Vacc 9
Happy Accordion * I Write the Songs
McBob's 1979
Anti-Vacc 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 282: Let Us Play at Exorcism!

This week, our old friend Bob Larson (whose under investigation-what conservative radio personality isn't) tries to pull off some amazingly New Age therapy on some gay men. It includes the assumption that they hate their fathers, and when that doesn't pan out, they hate their mothers. I suppose if this guy had hated his father, he would have pulled out some old men out of the audience to help with his routine, and it would have been a big male affection festival. Which is really gay.

Playlist

Let Us Play At Exorcism 1
Alleee1
Reuben Reeves * Parson Blues
Seattle
Let Us Play At Exorcism2
Luis E Bacalov * Lamica
Darwin Breweries
Whispering Jack Smith * Baby Face
Let Us Play At Exorcism3
Red Nichols and his Five Pennies * Sweet Georgia Brown
Brother Joe May and the Pilgrim Travelers * It Didn't Cost Very Much
Let Us Play At Exorcism4
Andy Alona and his Novelty Four * That Lovin' Hula
unconscious
Diane Renay * Man of Mystery
Let Us Play At Exorcism5
Nino Rota * Jeanette of the Spirits
U.S. Plus
Irving Aaronson and his Commanders * I'm Just Wild About Animal Crackers
Let Us Play At Exorcism6
Rufus Hofbagger * All You Need is Toys
Brasil '66 * Mas Que Nada
Let Us Play At Exorcism7
Witchita Lineman
Lucky Duck Garage
Nora Orlandi * A Doppia Faccia
Let Us Play At Exorcism8
Rockwell Blake * Rossini * Duo Des Chats
Pam Miller * The Marine Corps Builds Men
Let Us Play At Exorcism9
The Otis Skilling Singers * The Lord Above
Cleary & Harding * We no Speak Americano
Let Us Play At Exorcism10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 281: Dear Friends

Enjoy the Firesign Theatre from 1970, from the show "Dear Friends."

Playlist

Dear Friends 1
Alleee 1
Alan Hawkshaw & Alan Parker * Girl at the Top B
Art Peterson * Twinkie Insanity Bay
Dear Friends 2
H Flowers and B Morgan * Movement One
Isabelle * Amstramgram
Dear Friends 3
Alan Hawkshaw * Soul Organ Blues
Radiocrack * Obamarah
Dear Friends 4
Die Crazy Girls * Lass Sie Reden
The Rudy Schwartz Project * Delicious Ass Frenzy
Dear Friends 5
Fabien Mellin * Beethoven * Moonlight Sonata
The Peewees * Tootsie Roll
Dear Friends 6
Doug Duke * A Sinner Kissed an Angel
Up and Over It * Run
Dear Friends 7
Nino Rossi * I Ragazzi Del Jazz
Vassar G-Stringers * Communist
Dear Friends 8
70's Price is Right Theme
Walk Hard * Let Me Hold You Little Man
Dear Friends 9
The Danish Sharks * Cin Cin
Hedwig and the Angry Inch * Wicked Little Town
Alleee 2

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