Monday, May 09, 2005

In Related News: (Headdesk)

Jesus Spotted in Ultrasound

Hi! I'm Jesus in amniotic fluid!

Hit Head Here.

8 comments:

Aaron Kinney said...

I do see the face in the ultrasound, but its just a resemblance of a long haired hippie. I dont know why every time someone sees patterns that resemble faces, they have to associate it with Jesus or Mary or Elvis. WTF??!?!?!

I would love to call those clowns up and tell them that they are mistaken. I would love to tell them that its actually the image of Charles Manson (hey, it does look like him too!) and that they are being deceived by Satan, and its their duty according to Scripture to make their demonically posessed baby ride a pig.

kalanchoe542 said...

Repeat after me (in best Arnie voice) "It's not a tumor"....

People will believe what they want to believe; they will believe that a bout of gas is the wrath of god even if they have been eating too much Mexican again. Poor, desperate freaks, the lot of them...

I'd like to know how they can be so sure it's the likeness of Christ. After all, wasn't Christ a real Middle Eastern variety Jew, not one of these genetically watered down German or Polish ones? And who, tell me, had the camera? Seems to me he should be short and swarthy with hair that's a bit less glossy than that with which he is generally attributed.....

breakerslion said...

It can't be Jesus. First of all, the image is not wearing a yarmulke, and second, it's an old pal of mine by the name of Danny. I'd know that face anywhere, and I do mean anywhere!

Hellbound Alleee said...

It's clearly an image of Janice Joplin. The child will end up as a hard-drinkin', hard-livin' woman.

Aaron Kinney said...

two days and no blog update? what gives, Alleee?

The Elusive Loo said...

That does look like a scarily like a man but for him being Jesus. I agree with Aaron Kinney, why does everyone shout "look it's Jesus whenever there's a face in anything?

Hellbound Alleee said...

Relax. I'm working on 3 audio plays. I'm gathering actors for them.

Anyway, as you can see....

Aaron Kinney said...

Ah yes, now it makes perfect sense LOL.

Like I should talk anyway, I only update my kill the afterlife blog like once a week.

I guess I was just going through withdrawls for what has already become a daily ritual for me: to visit your blog.