Friday, December 23, 2005

Another one for our side!

Fuck Christmas

I know, I know. But read it anyway.

Let’s back up even fucking further, shall we? Can anyone tell me how old Christmas is? Anyone? Two thousand years, give or take, right? Gee, who’s been reading their No Child Left Behind History Textbooks? Try fucking four thousand years. Huh. Twice as fucking long as your little baby king has been around. How could that possibly be, unless. . . waitaminute. . .

Christmas isn’t fucking Christian. Ok, now we’re talking.

1 comment:

breakerslion said...

"You might as well be building miniature fucking Stonehenges in your den."

Prose like that brings a tear to my eye. Thanks for the link.