Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Scientology A-Go-Go

Will posting an entry about Scientology, and Scientologists such as John Travolta, Priscilla and Lisa-Marie Presley, Tom Cruise, Kirstie Allie, and Tom's Seed-Manure Katie Holmes going to cause my blog hits to go way, way up like I read in J-Walk? We'll see.

Scientology is super double-plus good! E-Meters, auditing, Xenu and body thetans!

Jessica Simpson!

The Simpsons!

7 comments:

breakerslion said...

What? You mean you don't remember being a soul-cicle? Shut up and give us your money or we'll sue you!

Seriously though, I don't grok that stuff either. I mean, if you're going to base a religion on the writings of a sci-fi author, why choose a hack like L. Ron Hubbard? We will mourn his passing; he is irreplaceable because we can't seem to get 10,000 monkeys to cooperate.

breakerslion said...

That should help get you noticed.

Sovay Fox said...

Well here is one more hit.

Aaron Kinney said...

I, for one, welcome our new Hellbound overlords.

UberKuh said...

Good idea.

But, "Seed-Manure" is just harsh!

Hellbound Alleee said...

No, not harsh. This is what Katie Holmes is to the Church of Scientology. Plus an attractive beard.

breakerslion said...

Oh yeah, for more fun with snake oil, try Operation Clambake

or for an even more sobering experience Suppressive Person Defense League

Can't be harsh enough when you are talking about these pricks.