Well, Miss Maureen who wears grey dresses with lace collars and who wears a swimsuit in the shower so she won't catch a glimpse of herself, why don't you get a vibrator? Be sure to clean off the yeast between uses.
People who whine about "not getting any" usually don't recognize their lack of hygiene skills. It's called "Monistat." Look into it.
That reminds me of when someone was pulled over for having a mannequin in the car so they could use the carpool lane on the freeway ramp. Nowadays, people just take it anyway because cops don't seeem to enforce it anymore.
And another thing ... spaghetti noodles are shorter than they used to be. Why can't they make em like they use to? I've a mind to write to my congressman about that....
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Well, Miss Maureen who wears grey dresses with lace collars and who wears a swimsuit in the shower so she won't catch a glimpse of herself, why don't you get a vibrator? Be sure to clean off the yeast between uses.
People who whine about "not getting any" usually don't recognize their lack of hygiene skills. It's called "Monistat." Look into it.
That reminds me of when someone was pulled over for having a mannequin in the car so they could use the carpool lane on the freeway ramp. Nowadays, people just take it anyway because cops don't seeem to enforce it anymore.
And another thing ... spaghetti noodles are shorter than they used to be. Why can't they make em like they use to? I've a mind to write to my congressman about that....
Hey, here's that button I've been looking for!
They're altogether oookie! All she needs is Alan Alda's stuffed dog to complete the family portrait!
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