Earlier this month Republicans in South Dakota successfully banned abortion in that state. Last week the GOP-controlled state house of representatives in Missouri voted to ban state-funded family-planning clinics from dispensing birth control. "If you hand out contraception to single women," (and, apparently, married ones--alleee) one Republican state rep told the Kansas City Star, "we're saying promiscuity is okay." On the federal level, Republicans are blocking the over-the-counter sale of emergency contraception and keeping a 100 percent effective HPV vaccine—a vaccine that will save the lives of thousands of women every year—from being made available.
The GOP's message to straight Americans: If you have sex, we want it to fuck up your lives as much as possible. No birth control, no emergency contraception, no abortion services, no life-saving vaccines. If you get pregnant, tough shit. You're going to have those babies, ladies, and you're going to make those child-support payments, gentlemen. And if you get HPV and it leads to cervical cancer, well, that's too bad. Have a nice funeral, slut.
What's it going to take to get a straight-rights movement off the ground? The GOP in Kansas is seeking to criminalize hetero heavy petting, for God's sake! Wake up and smell the freaking Holy War, breeders! The religious right hates heterosexuality just as much as it hates homosexuality. Fight back!
I'd like to add that the GOP is making it clear that it hates female heterosexuality. When it bans female contraception specifically, you know what they mean. They want us to blow them, they want to fuck us, they want to slap us in the face, call us sluts and get the hell out. If you think for one minute that those Old Boys in congress--whether it's a state or federal congress--aren't going out to strip bars, and later in the evening hiring themselves a slut on whose face they can blow their republican wad, then you're seriously naive, and probably think that a "wad" is a roll of dollars.
And that's what a congressman really calls "birth control."