The Right was Right reports:
Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control one or possibly both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress:
1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
9. All taxes to be tripled
10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
11. On-demand welfare
12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery
18. God to be mocked roundly
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
22. Texas returned to Mexico
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
I agree with the stuff about mandatory this and that (all sarcasm aside): after all, the democrats are all about laws and regulations. I wouldn't mind some of them. Especially number 18(and number 6). If Mexico wants Texas, I don't see any reason to "keep it," (whatever that means).
3 comments:
lose 2, 5, 8, 10, 17, 21, and 24 and I'll vote for the referendum. Ok, just lose the drugs from #2. I look forward to going door to door on Dec. 25th and flinging poo instead of singing crustmas carols.
We should definitely do #6.
No! If Texas is returned to Mexico, it'll buff up PAN at PRD's expense. In the long run it'll be bad even for the US; if PRD wins and starts implementing sane anti-poverty and trade policies, it'll help not just Mexico but also the US.
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