Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Loony Predicts: "End is Near!"

Fox News warns that Pat Robertson, maker of Holy Miracle Pancakes, received a message from God saying that " a horrific terrorist act on the United States that will result in "mass killing" late in 2007."

Is it just me, or, when an evangelist starts telling you you're gonna die, he wants money?

The war is simply the best moneymaking opportunity for Christians, and no good businessman is going to avoid exploiting that.

1 comment:

s_ha_dum said...

I truly did not know about the pancakes... I did once see Pat in person, though, and I think he annointed my head with oil. The consequences of that blessing perhaps speak volumes for his connection with God.

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