Monday, December 21, 2009

'Tis the Season for Christian-Based Slaughter

I'd like to wish all of you, my loved ones, and the fans of this podcast, a lovely Winter Solstice and New Year, and yes, Christmas.

Because, apparently, 'tis the season for Christian Whining, about how I am oppressing their ability to hate gay people and atheists. I am taking away their ability to even celebrate Christmas at all, because apparently the only way to celebrate Christmas is to beat up queers or to send money to murderous Christian missionaries in Uganda;

Hey Christians! Thanks for your response to the murders of gay people in Uganda! Ex-gay religious counseling! Sounds about as effective as Scientology audits on Kirstie Alley! Thanks for your support of the slaughter of the other Africans, too: the children who are accused of being witches. Enjoy celebrating Christmas in the knowledge that your support of Christian missions in Africa is causing the death of a little girl today, and a teenaged girl tomorrow! Hallelujah and praise the Lord!

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