Friday, May 27, 2005

Oh Mighty Asmodeus! I call forth the Great Moloch! Etc etc

For your amusement: The Grey Point.

Atheism = Satanism + Humanism

I'll make this edition short and sweet. It's public knowledge that atheism and Satanism go hand in hand. Satanism and atheism have one common principle: The idea that you can do what you want to without fear of retribution from a higher authority.

No use in getting mad. He's eighteen. I was an idiot at eighteen. Sure, there are many eighteen year-olds that aren't idiots. But most are idiots, and most people that were once eighteen were idiots. Just a fact of statistics.

Actually, I'm hoping, through posting this here, that Li'l Jimmy reads my blog. He may want to confirm his knowledge regarding "just how evil [atheists] are." You haven't seen it yet, Jimmie! Read on! Each entry of mine contains a seperate, secret satanic prayer invoking a demon to infiltrate every single computer and, logically, every single home in which the computer lies. Try to guess which demon this entry is invoking! It's fun!

No offense to Laveyan Satanists. There are few virtuous religions in the world; why bother theirs? But I'm not too worried. The reputation this kind of thing gives them is actually desireable in order to keep out the riff-raff. Anyway, shout-out to the Satanists.


Anonymous said...

bonjour comment ca va.

breakerslion said...

Not the Great Moloch! Not THE GREAT MOLOCH! What were you thinking??? "It's public knowledge" that the Great Moloch is a dick!


Aaron Kinney said...

YANKEE ROSE, motherfuckers!!!!

LOL seriously though, I went to this guys blog to post on his comments, and you gotta be a member of his special team to post on his comments! ARGH I hate that shit. Looks like The Grey Point is a comments nazi.

Well, I have to post in here what I was going to post over there:

Satanism has MORE in common with Christianity than with atheism. Satanism is a religion. Christianity is also a religion. Atheism is not a religion.

Ta Daaaaa!

Hellbound Alleee said...

Here's some information to take with you into adulthood:


Satan is the exact same being as Jesus. Who is exactly the same as Moloch. They all came from the same place: the sky. Just like Superman is the first real superhero, the sun is the first "god," and where they all came from. Both Lucifer, "the morning star," and Jesus, "the light of the world."

Look it up.

breakerslion said...

I had the same experience as Aaron. check your e-mail for more fun.

breakerslion said...

With no darkness, there would be no light, and what good is a super hero without an arch-villian? Two sides of the same lead coin.

Hellbound Alleee said...

Nothing brings us together better than hate, don't you think?

You know what John Waters, the director of such movies as "Female Trouble," "Pink Flamingos," and "Hairspray" used to do? He used to infiltrate hippie communes with his friends (the cast and crew of his movies) and sprinkle white sugar on their doorsteps. It totally scandalized tham and made them furious. (Not to make them think it was poison, but BECAUSE they thought white sugar was poison.)

This kind of behavior is constructive in many ways.

Those types are easy to annoy, though. Maybe we are, too. I dunno. I feel like making mischief.

Rev. Barky said...

Hey, don't I get to see the talking frogs? I thought if you were atheist you could see the talking frogs. Am I in the wrong religion? I WANT to see the talking frogs burst forth from the ground! (hello, my baby....)