Recently some folks have reacted with incredulity when I described for them a passage in the bible wherein women are forced to eat their newborn babies, as a threat to disobedience. SOme have suggested it was all "made up." I thought I'd get on that and provide the passage so that they may repeat at will. Note how God is definitely not a "right-to lifer."
Deuteronomy 28:45-57 NLT
If you refuse to listen to the LORD your God and to obey the commands and laws he has given you, all these curses will pursue and overtake you until you are destroyed. These horrors will serve as a sign and warning among you and your descendants forever. Because you have not served the LORD your God with joy and enthusiasm for the abundant benefits you have received, you will serve your enemies whom the LORD will send against you. You will be left hungry, thirsty, naked, and lacking in everything. They will oppress you harshly until you are destroyed. "The LORD will bring a distant nation against you from the end of the earth, and it will swoop down on you like an eagle. It is a nation whose language you do not understand, a fierce and heartless nation that shows no respect for the old and no pity for the young. Its armies will devour your livestock and crops, and you will starve to death. They will leave you no grain, new wine, olive oil, calves, or lambs, bringing about your destruction. They will lay siege to your cities until all the fortified walls in your land – the walls you trusted to protect you – are knocked down. They will attack all the towns in the land the LORD your God has given you. The siege will be so severe that you will eat the flesh of your own sons and daughters, whom the LORD your God has given you. The most tenderhearted man among you will have no compassion for his own brother, his beloved wife, and his surviving children. He will refuse to give them a share of the flesh he is devouring – the flesh of one of his own children – because he has nothing else to eat during the siege that your enemy will inflict on all your towns. The most tender and delicate woman among you – so delicate she would not so much as touch her feet to the ground – will be cruel to the husband she loves and to her own son or daughter. She will hide from them the afterbirth and the new baby she has borne, so that she herself can secretly eat them. She will have nothing else to eat during the siege and terrible distress that your enemy will inflict on all your towns.
Skeptical of the NLT translation? Here's some of KJV:
57And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates.
NIV:
56 The most gentle and sensitive woman among you—so sensitive and gentle that she would not venture to touch the ground with the sole of her foot—will begrudge the husband she loves and her own son or daughter 57 the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For she intends to eat them secretly during the siege and in the distress that your enemy will inflict on you in your cities.
God is love, ladies and gentlemen!
Do you still want to call this "free will?"
3 comments:
I command you to eat your offspring because I do the same! I EAT the MONKEY-CHRISTIAN spawn of MORONI, my uncle and lover. Magellanic horror house delicacies!
You think I AM immoral -- what about your evil Amerikan disaster?
Asia Tsunami = US WAR CRIME!!!
Asian Tsunami disaster is single most evil attack on MUSLIM children by EVIL NEW YORK and cronies in CALIFORNIA and WASHINGTON "science" bastards ... WHy did you not learn of this EVIL technology of CONDOLEEZA "faggot" RICE and her BUTTBOY, JESUS CHRIST? WAS IT GAY ASS GEORGE BUSH?????? JOHN BOLTON DEMON FACE???? THESE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE!!!!
SECRET PLANS I discovered in My crystal lair -- navy seals in SUMATRA six months before distater -- wave machine perfected by DISNEY rats used on civilian reptoids in SUMATRA BANGAL SRI LANKA -- my beautiful angel island! I worked so hard on that precious sphere? DESTROYED BY CAPITALIST PLOT!!!! YOU are evil bastard who believe this cunning lie -- you will pay for your evil!
NATURE ++ Me == I did not do this! People blame GOD -- blame YoURSELF!!! Bllame evil AMERIKA bastards who hid me up on fake drug charges and raped my precious father.
SHAKESPEARE IS BANNED IN USA because of homosexual consipiricy in SUPREME COURT OF THE CONGRESS!!! This is because SHAKESPEARE PROPHET spoke of ASIAN TSUNAMI disaster 1601 in HAMLET. READ between the lines, fallen reptiles.
I AM THE LORD THY GOD!!!
Dear God,
You don't exist. I don't believe in you. Now go write something on the walls in your own poop.
I am fantasizing about a New York Jewish woman's pussy right now. Mmmmm, it tastes like maple syrup. Mmmm, I want to go get empowered on her ass. Mmmm.
RANT RAMT??!?!?!?! RANT! RAVE! EVIL! RANT SHOUT! VEIN IN NECK POPPING! PLEASE DON'T LET THEM GET ME! I AM GOD! MONKEYS!
**write manifesto on walls in own poo**
RANT AND RAVE!!! SHOUT! CONSPIRACY THE GAYS POOP! I COMMAND!
*sniff* I am Hashishan ProFIT! Why doesn't everyone do what I say? Wah wah wah! RANT! CRAZY RANT! POOP!
wow... God does so much for me and asks for nothing in return...
::points at Alleee::
hehe... poop...
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