A Great New Discovery!
They found out that humans could communicate with both plants and animals by translating the messages of plants through animals, who apparently have some kind of clairvoyance to their language.
So, we had this plant on a plate or something, and there was this small Golden Retriever. We turn on the machine, and, according to the dog, the first message from plants to humans is,
"Come, let us understand."
Is this the kind of humour my sleeping mind generates? Jesus Christ.