Monday, June 26, 2006

Creepy, Culty Scientology Orientation Video


dlkjdfsa said...

If you leave this room after seeing this film and walk out (as apposed to levitating, like us scientologists do) and never mention scientology again, you are perfectly free to do so. (because we don't control the world yet) It would be stupid (we don't like stupid people anyway, we only like gullible people) but you can do it. and should if your brain is functioning

ant said...

Very interesting video, I will admit.I'm honestly interested in knowing more about this religion.

breakerslion said...

If you leave this room after seeing this film and walk out and mention scientology again, you will be sued for all you're worth. Shyster Lawyers are standing by.

Antoine: If you would like to know more, try Operation Clambake or the Suppressive Person Defense League. I'd recommend staying away from the wallet-sucking control freaks themselves.

I just love the soft sell when it is combined with the language of control. "You can leave, if you do you're stupid! We'll all think you're a big do-do head! Anybody wanna be a big do-do head? There's the door..."

How broken and/or oblivious do people have to be to fall for this shit? Mob Rule 101.

Hellbound Alleee said...

Antoine: Here is the OT 3 information on the religion, from its founder, L Ron Hubbard. If you read this, you will die of pneumonia. Just a warning.

"The head of the Galactic
Confederation (76 planets around
larger stars visible from here)
(founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera)
solved overpopulation (250 billion
or so per planet -- 178 billion on
average) by mass implanting.
He caused people to be brought to
Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb
on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2)
and then the Pacific area ones
were taken in boxes to Hawaii
and the Atlantic Area ones to
Las Palmas and there "packaged."
His name was Xenu. He used
renegades. Various misleading
data by means of circuits etc.
was placed in the implants.
When through with his crime Loyal Officers
(to the people) captured him
after 6 years of battle
and put him in an electronic
mountain trap where he still
is. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.)
has since been a desert."

If this sounds plausible to you, then go for it. If you are willing to believe your body is made of millions of Space Ghosts, and only through confession can you rid yourself of them, you should be a Scientologist.

That is all for now. But I'll go ahead and post a video of OT 3 so you can see it for yourself.

Good luck.

Mark Plus said...

I find the timescale in Scientology weirdly fascinating. What happens at the end of the next trillion years?