Up for auction is one pound of lard - exactly like the lard which composed Jerry Falwell. Place this tub of lard high on a shelf or on your mantle, should you need a tub of lard to look-up to. Place this lard on the back of a donkey or pig should you need a tub of lard to mindlessly follow.
The perfect keepsake with which to remember him.
100% of the proceeds of this auction, less any eBay/Paypal fees more than 5 dollars, will be donated to Doctors Without Borders.
Shipping via standard mail via USPS to be paid for by auction winner.
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