Sunday, May 13, 2007

Episode 55: Fred Phelps is Totally Heterosexual

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Westboro Baptist Church—God Hates America
1 Fred Phelps—Mmmm, gay sex
Johnny Arthey Orchestra—Wishin’ and Hopin’
The Who Boys Choral Society—Stayin’ Alive
2 Fred Phelps--America is Doomed
The Who Boys—San Fran Chopin
Westboro Baptist—Pledge
3 Fred Phelps—The President Gets off HOW?
Lyn Larsen—Rubber Ducky
Don Reed and his Orchestra, featuring the Voice of Love—Nature Boy
4 Fred Phelps—The Red on the Flag
Brita Koivunen—Kaaskaparti
The Ladybugs—If I Knew
5 Fred Phelps—Church of the Holy Pedophiles
Arthur Fiedler—Night on Disco Mountain
O. C. Smith—Witchita Lineman
6 Fred Phelps—Sodomite Whorehouse
Westboro Baptist Church—US Smarmy
John Rowles—One Day
7 Fred Phelps—Anal Rape at the Supreme Court
Liberace—The Impossible Dream
Tommy Vig Orchestra—Serious Fun
8 Fred Phelps—The Rod of God
The Shangri-Las—Footsteps on the Roof
Mr T—Treat Your Mother Right
Twiggy—I Need Your Hand in Mine
9 Fred Phelps—The Catholic Pedophiles
Asha Bosle & Mohammad Rafi--Yeh Ladka Hai Allah
Westboro Baptist Church—Wicked Land of Sodomites
10 Fred Phelps—9/11 Victims in Hell
Dean Milan—Cherry Bomb

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C. Andiron said...

Jerry Falwell has just passed away. And make no mistake, Fred Phelps *will* picket his funeral. He has been harshly critical of Falwell for quite some time now, for everything from his Arminian theology to his backpedalling after his 9/11 remarks.
Separately... when one has 13 children, yes, it's safe to assume they're totally heterosexual.

HellboundAlleee said...

Really? I didn't know that latent homosexuals had something wrong with their reproductive organs.

Most children of homosexuals were conceived the old fashioned way. The old closeted folks are still out there.

As far as J Falwell, I am about to check the website of the Phelps' to find their gleeful celebration.

C. Andiron said...


Question - in track 2 'Westboro Baptist - pledge' who was the man who was speaking. I know the woman was Shirley, but the man didn't sound familiar (I'm something of a Phelps completist).
You must admit - the man is a talented at shock. He adds a little relief to this boring, jaded existence of ours. Great tribute, btw.

TheWhoBoys said...

I downloaded this and listened all the way through. I'm going to keep it - it's excellent. A privelege to be included.


The Who Boys

HellboundAlleee said...

C Andiron: I don't know who the man is--I got the song off the Phelps' website. So I'm not sure. I wonder if it was Tim?

Mark: Yes!! I'm so happy you heard this and liked it. I included another track of yours in the next podcast.

You guys might be interested in the upcoming podcast, number 57: Duck and Cover (I'm working on it right now). I made a silly little mashup of Fred Phelps and Fernando Lamas. I laughed. It's not the best mashup out there, but too bad I didn['t make it in time for this one!

Aaron Kinney said...

Separately... when one has 13 children, yes, it's safe to assume they're totally heterosexual.

Just like the proud Christian husband and father Ted Haggard?