Mondo Diablo Episode 299: It's a Conspiracy

This is a two-parter, so today you'll be getting the first half of "It's a Conspiracy," which includes clips from The Hitler Channel's "Secret Societies," with crazy old David Icke. Now, some of you may be familiar with Icke from Alex Jones and the like, so you may not know that Icke thinks there's a race of alien lizard people disguising themselves as powerful leaders. He really thinks this. Hey--some people are so incredulous about this claim, they'd prefer to believe Icke means "Jews" when he says "Lizard." Quoth David Icke, "Sometimes a lizard is just a lizard."

Playlist

Conspiracy 1
Alleee 1
Ludwig and the Classics * Secret Service
George McCoy * The Ballad of Candy Barr
Conspiracy 2
Norel Pref * Cut a Deal with the Devil
Ivan Stang on Conspiracy 1
Conspiracy 3
Laurindo Almeida & the Danzaneros * Big Town
Sonny Marshall * The Saddest Story
Conspiracy 4
Jay Darrow * Reflections on the Life of an Assassin
Ivan Stang on Conspiracy 2
Conspiracy 5
Billy May * The Man with the Golden Arm
Ron Ormand * Step on Jesus!
Conspiracy 6
The Top Secret Duel Food Standard
Ivan Stang on Conspiracy 3
Conspiracy 7
Elliott Fisher * Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Tom Lee * Ballad of Jimmy Hoffa
Conspiracy 8
Alberto Rivera * Jesuit Conspiracy
Ivan Stang on Conspiracy 4
Conspiracy 9
Elmer Bernstein * Staccatto's Theme
Ravi Zacharias * Atheist Satanism Exposed!
Conspiracy 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 298: What is Your hidden Spiritual Gift?

This clip comes to us from Dave Grubin, who is in fact not an 80's tv action/adventure beefcake personality. He is a Vinyl Preacher, for all intents and purposes. He makes Christianity all mystical and New-Agey, while retaining that Ol' Time Religion. Who else can do that?

UPDATE!

Another way to listen to Mondo Diablo is to go to http://weslackradio.blogspot.com/ and look for the schedule. Lucky people on other continents, they usually play me late at night, so it might be during work for some of you. Hopefully.



Playlist

Your Spiritual Gift 1
Alleee 1
Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops * Jesus Christ Superstar
Jan Turkenburgh * OMG II
Your Spiritual Gift 2
The Rex Brown Company & The Wersi Electric String Orchestra * Round-up
Misiaczek * Champagne Ardennes
Your Spiritual Gift 3
Klaus Wunderlicht * You Say This Guy's in Love with You
New Waver * My Memory Stick Weighs a Ton
Your Spiritual Gift 4
James Last * America-If I Had a Hammer-Lucky Lips
Sarah Palin Battle Hymn
Your Spiritual Gift 5
Andy Loore * Fish Story
The Bran Flakes * Fifty-Four Fifty
Your Spiritual Gift 6
Gil Trythall * Martha White Theme
The Louvin Brothers * I Don't Believe You've Met my Baby
Your Spiritual Gift 7
Kanui & Lula * Pua Carnation
Yolanda Lisi * Je Veux Dormir
Your Spiritual Gift 8
Gilbert and Friedland * Singapore
Let Our Father Plan Your Family
Your Spiritual Gift 9
Orquesta Internacional * Las Camareras
An Open Letter to Stephen Fry
Your Spiritual Gift 10
Alleee2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 297: In Bed with Personal Savior Betty Dodson (Praise Betty) and Susie Bright (Praise Susie)

Betty Dodson Wiki

Betty Dodson, PhD, (born August 24, 1929) is an American sex educator, author, and artist. Dodson held the first one-woman show of erotic art at the Wickersham Gallery in New York City in 1968. She left the art world to teach sex to women. She is widely known as a pioneer in women's, and to a somewhat lesser extent men's, sexual liberation, having sold more than 1 million copies of her first book, Sex for One. Much of her fame has come from her work not only advocating masturbation, but conducting workshops for more than 30 years in which groups of about 10 or more women (and at least once a group of men) would talk, explore their own bodies, and masturbate together. She hosted a public access cable television program in New York City in the early 80's, and conducted her workshop - a dozen or so nude women discussing and practicing masturbation - on TV. Her website called "Betty Dodson's Genital Gallery" shows many films of masturbation and intercourse, with close-up views of genitals.

Susie Bright Podcast
Betty Dodson Blog

Playlist

Betty Dodson 1
Alleee 1
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The Three Haircuts * You are so Rare to Me
Betty Dodson 2
James Last * Winchester Cathedral
Norel Pref * Adam Adam Eve Eve
Betty Dodson 3
Theme From Star Trek
Mr. F. Le Mur * PR Gnus 1
Betty Dodson 4
Ray Anthony Orchestra * Rock
Bran Flakes * Buttermilk
Brigid Polk (Berlin) discussing amphetamines
Betty Dodson 5
How to Bongo
Jerry Williams and the Violents * Just the Same
Betty Dodson 6
Ennio Morricone * Under Wah Wah
Mr. F Le Mur * PR Gnus 2
Betty Dodson 7
Pierre Henry * Teen Tonic
Norel Pref * Adolescence is Growing
Betty Dodson 8
Jokers' Wild * Rock Prize 2
Jan Turkenburgh * Laboratory Dance
Betty Dodson 9
Tic Tac Dough * Prize Music Montage
Patsy Kelly * Vibrato
Betty Dodson 10
Alleee2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 296: Flame Wars with Francois

This week, Francois takes over and rightly so, for this episode belongs to http://stardestroyer.net/ . The gentleman blogger describes to us how Star Wars in superior to Star Trek in every way. Now, before you send ME hate mail, let me tell you that this podcast is full of the hatemail Mr. Blogger gets. It brings out the child, the dreamer and the racist in these guys. Not that I agree about Star Wars, but I just don't care enough. I'm a girl.

Franc 1
Imperial March on Jew's Harp
The Empire Strikes Back Soundtrack - The Imperial March... FUNKIFIED!
Hatemail 1
DJ Zebra & Bagad de Carhaix - The Imperial March Da funk (Live @ Panoramas 2009)
Aruto Snow- Imperial March on Alto Flute
Hatemail 2
Richard Cheese- Imperial March
Vitamin String Quartet- Imperial March
Hatemail 3
Rage Against the Machine- Imperial March
Kuricorder Quartet- Imperial March
Hatemail 4
Aphex Twins- Imperial March (abridged)
Hatemail 5
Imperial March on trumpet
Metallica- Imperial March
Hatemail 6
Imperial March on Mario Paint Composer 2.0
Imperial March on ukelele
Hatemail 7
"The Hersh"- Imperial March on piano
Imperial March Hardtrance (Hardstyle RMX)
Hatemail 8
Imperial March techno remix (abridged)
All Your Bass- Imperial March
Franc 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 295: Tripping Housewives

This week, our entertainment comes from The Daily Mail Tabloid, and a video on the entry, seen here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1348080/Grandma-acid-Researcher-finds-rare-footage-1950s-housewife-LSD-experiment.html#ixzz1CAaOjvk0

Playlist

LSD 1
Alleee1
Siegfried Schwab * High Snobiety
The Three Haircuts * Goin' Crazy
LSD 2
The Three Suns * Fly Me to the Moon
Frank Popp Ensemble * Introduction-Mullet King
LSD 3
Roland Kovac and the Orf Big Band * Operation Rose
Backwords * The Beggars and the Bread
Ball 2000 * Tried It
Anubian Lights * Smoke and Mirrors
Stereo Total * Patty Hearst
LSD 4
Bruno Spoerri * Frohes Wiedersehn
Dandelion Junk Queens * Scumbag's Courtship
LSD 5
Fresh Cream * March Turque
Billy Fury * In the Summer
LSD 6
Robin Workman * Nina, Pretty Ballerina
RIAA * Meet the Swingers
Anonymous * Risk of Children
Ananda Shankar * Streets of Calcutta
The Evolution Control Committee * Baloney and Oates
LSD 7
Francis Lai * Les Chat des Souris
Brazilian Girls * Crosseyed and Painless (Talking Heads)
LSD 8
Alleee 2

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BONUS!

Be sure to listen to kaos Radio Austin's Stream of Slack. Stream this here url: http://listen.kaosradioaustin.org/subgenius
They've streamed my recent Subgenius episode, so keep one ear open. You'll also hear Hour of Slack and other Subgenii materials.

Mondo Diablo Episode 294: A Modern Day Slave Plantation

This week's clips come from http://www.truth-out.org/visiting-a-modern-day-slave-plantation57098, in honor of Saint Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

Playlist

Modern Slave Plantation 1
Alleee 1
Fly the Friendly Skies
Armando Trovajoli * Let's Find Out
Modern Slave Plantation 2
The American Group * Stay off the Grass
Norel Pref * 80's Drunk Jam
Modern Slave Plantation 3
Avalon * Tip-toe Through the Tulips
Ace Ball * Country Boy at College
Modern Slave Plantation 4
Kentucky Fried Chicken
I'll Get You!
Modern Slave Plantation 5
Yma Sumac * Gopher Mambo
Norel Pref * Action!
Modern Slave Plantation 6
Synergy * Legacy
Lotto Canada * Go for the BIG one! (fr)
Modern Slave Plantation 7
Baris Manço * Hal Hal
Norel Pref * Actually into Wicca
Modern Slave Plantation 8
Dave Vorhaus * Three D
Phenomenal Handclap Band * Baby
Modern Slave Plantation 9
Esquivel * Third Man Theme
The Onion News * Oprah's Tomb
Modern Slave Plantation 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 293: Countdown to X-Day 1998

The clips were lifted from an old Hour of Slack show from 1999, which included clips from a documentary that may not exist called "Countdown to X-Day." This was to be the last X-Day, as they were all expecting the X-ists to come down in their pleasure saucers in a trail of destruction, waiting to present their minister cards as passage onto the ships. These recordings were of their excitement and disappointment, and the beginning of many years of disappointment, waiting for that one day when it will really, truly be July 5th, 1998.

Playlist

Countdown 1
Alleee 1
Mr. F. Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 1
Malcolm's Locks * Get Up Stand Up
Countdown 2
France Gall * I Like Mozart
Bruce Haack * Party Machine
Countdown 3
Norel Pref * I Like SubGeniuses
Mr. F Le Mur * PR Gnus 1
Countdown 4
Tommy Johnson * Boogaloosa Woman
Piero Piccioni * La Volpe Dalla Coda Di Velluto
Countdown 5
Mr. F Le Mur * Believe it or Kill Me 2
Bill T Miller * X-Day's a Comin'
Countdown 6
Brasil '66 * Fool on the Hill
Nenslo * Take me off to Space
Countdown 7
Mr. F Le Mur * PR Gnus 2
Si Dise Sempre Cosi
Countdown 8
Insane Ian * House
The Psycho Skeletons * What About Bob
Countdown 9
What's Causing these Mysterious Animal Die-Offs?
Dave Kamien Division * Watermelon Man
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 292: Mugu's Guide to the Galaxy

Find the entire book, A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy read by a 419 Scammer, at http://www.419eater.com/html/booked2.htm . I kept it short, so your ears won't get too tired.

Playlist

Hitchhiker 1
Alleee 1
Andre Popp * La Campanella
Animals Within Animals * Billy Ray's All Purpose Product
Hitchhiker 2
Anthony Mawer * Undercover Girl
Norel Pref * Black Bible
Hitchhiker 3
Midas Touch * Modern Times
Chantal Renaud * Plattsburgh Drive-Inn Blues
Hitchhiker 4
Camille Sauvage * Prospective
Einstein's Secret Orchestra * The Iodine 131
Hitchhiker 5
Chorus and Disco Company * Alfred Wsrod Ptakow
Peppermint Wad * Magic Bullet
Hitchhiker 6
Dick Hyman * The Legend of Johnny Pot
Jackie Vernon * Stardust
Hitchhiker 7
Dorimak-Tamborelli-Morfina * Dedicated to the Beatles
Stereo Total * I Am Naked
Hitchhiker 8
Harlem Pop Trotters * La Baraka Du Baraque
The Free Design * Bubbles
Hitchhiker 9
Jean-Jacques Perrey and Daniel Longuein * Kartoon Power
Pop Concerto Orchestra * Pop Concerto
Hitchhiker 10
Andre Brasseur * The Duck
Alleee 2
Norel Pref * Breaking the Ninth Commandment

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Mondo Diablo Episode 291: Fundie Fantasy

To start the New Year off right, I had to start it with fstdt.com . Fundies say the Darndest Things. This episode is all about Teh Gays, because DADT was FINALLY repealed, and the fundies are all OVER that shit. This has implications. Fundies have traditionally been pro-military: My Country: Love it or Leave It. So, maybe they'll leave, or maybe they'll stop supporting the military, or maybe, JUST MAYBE, they'll start ignoring the gays? Or are they simple sports fans, supporting the team that DOESN'T acknowledge an Out player? Whatever they do, they're screwed, and I couldn't be happier.

On that note, I included the full addresses of the conversations, so that maybe I'll have some of those people coming in here, complaining that I've misrepresented them in some way. Maybe I can ask them a few questions.

Playlist

1-Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit http://www.voicesfromspirit.com/campaignletters/Gerald/geraldtolaurabush36.htm
Alleee 1
Andy Loore * Water Show
Mort Garson * TV Production Music 4
Luis E. Bacalov * To the Barren Moore
2-Michael Neutzling, afa.net http://www.afa.net/Blogs/BlogPost.aspx?id=2147501246
Moon Gas
The Ring-a-Dings * Snacky Poo
3-TrickleUpPolitics, Moonbattery http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2010/12/servicemen-over.html
Nico Fidenco * La Via Della Prostituzione
Mort Garson * TV Production Music 2
Chunga Changa
4-Bryan Fischer, Rightly Concerned http://www.afa.net/Blogs/BlogPost.aspx?id=2147501318
Alessandro Alessandroni * Dialogandi
Mort Garson * TV Production Music 6
Un Tonnere de Joie
5-Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit http://www.voicesfromspirit.com/V23N11/p19.htm
Barbara Moore * Swing Over
Ajda Pekkan * Kaderimin Oyunu
6-GeauxTo, SEC Talk http://www.sectalk.com/boards/water-fountain/84904-shepard-smith-gay.html
Nino Nardini * Poppets 4, Bumbling Around
Mort Garson * TV Production Music 5
Murray Ross * You've Got it in L.A.
7-Rev. Louis P. Sheldon, http://www.traditionalvalues.org/ http://www.traditionalvalues.org/urban/eight.php
Paul Weston * Planters Punch
AMANDA * Concrete Nipples
8-Matt, Yahoo! Comments http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101118/ap_on_go_ot/us_declining_marriage
James Clarke * The Free Life
Amour eu Claire et Tupperware
9-AnalogReigns, Free Republic http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2636276/posts
Syd Dale * The Riviera Set
Mort Garson * TV Production Music 3
Skiva * Teddybears
10-BarbT, RR http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?151602-Marriage-is-becoming-obsolete&p=1970506#post1970506
Alleee 2
Julie Ruin * VGI clip
June Wade and the Country Congregation * Wings to Fly

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Mondo Diablo Episode 290: Christmas for Mutants

Well folks, this is the home stretch. Christmas is headed towards that glorious week before New Year's, where everyone except shoppers who wish to bring their children with them to vex me and give me a headache are relaxing, eating turkey sandwiches, and watching sports. May you all enjoy something good next week; maybe some depressing foreign films? Or you could be like Francois and I, and make it a Christmas tradition to watch The Room. Something decidedly not Christmassy. I guess I'm one of those people who spends so much of her brain on Christmas for the second six months of the year that, by the time it gets here I am ready for daffodils and tulips. No more snow, please. Had enough. What I am really ready for is some rest. I'm working on a helluvah chest cold and I fear that once I rest and relax on Christmas day, after everything is over, it's going to rip into me--even though I have to work at 3 am on the 26th. Isn't that just peachy?

Playlist

1-A Very Terrible Christmas
Alleee 1
Daryl Westfall * A New Horizon in Music
Corporal Blossom * The Christmas Song
2-The Baby Bob
No-L * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Grassy Noll * Silver Bells
3-Decorate a Tree
Dan Marshall and Tommy's Chorus * Randi the Handy Elf
Dan the Automator * Jingle Bells
4-Christmas Songs
DJ Tabernacle * Enjoy the Silent Night
Go Home Productions * Carpenters Christmas (Karen Meets Roots Radics Uptown)
5-Hans Hates Christmas
My First Earthquake * Holiday Sweaters
1 More Shopping Day!
The Baby Dolls * The Bell That Wouldn't Jingle
6-Look at Frosty Go!
Tijuana Voices * Deck the Halls
ToTom * Rudolph the Paranoid Reindeer
7-Merry Fuckin' Christmas
The FSO * Duck Fat Turkey
Johnny "Bowtie" Barstow * Joy To The World
8-Santa
Cactus Jim and the Wranglers * A Merry Merry Christmas to You
Rudolph, You Don't Have to Put on the Red Light
9-Stress
Hoosier Hot Shots * Jingle Bells 1936
Vernon Dalhart * Santa Claus, That's Me!
10-The True Meaning of Christmas
HP Lovecraft Historical Society * Awake, Ye Scary Olde Great Ones
HP Lovecraft Historical Society * Away in a Madhouse
11-Christmas with the Davenports
Alleee 2
Eddie Cantor * The Only Thing I Want for Christmas

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Mondo Diablo Episode 289: Lassie's Christmas

When I was hunting for something to chop up for you, I realized I hadn't really, truly included a depressing Christmas Special for you yet, so here it is. Every year that "Lassie" was on, there was a depressing Christmas special episode. Some more depressing than others. I assure you, however, that Lassie's getting injured is not part of this particular episode. This one involved rather the true spirit of Christmas, which I liked. I could have done without the spiritual message, but what do you expect from a 1960 episode? Anyway, it included some good, old-fashioned mixing with the classes--among the children, the way Christmas season was intended. The adults only mixed in charitable and employee/employer, ruler/rulee ways, which is also to be expected. Now that I think of it, in oldy tymes, children were not seen as the higher classes, and really not seen as children at all, but they were lumped in with the servant class (Am I getting to be quite the commie, though?) So this is definitely a good, old-fashioned Christmas story that's as depressing and as relieving of middle-class guilt as any Christmas story there was, hein?

Playlist

Lassie 1960 1
Alleee 1
Milton Delugg * Hooray for Santa Claus
DJ Olive * I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Lassie 1960 2
Lawrence Welk's Little Band * Outer Space Santa Claus
Barry Gordon * Zoomah the Santa Claus from Mars
Lassie 1960 3
Blue Barron and his Orchestra * Red Cheeks and White Whiskers
Lord Weathersby * Santa Claus is Freaking me Out
Lassie 1960 4
Max Headroom * Merry Christmas Santa Claus*****
Tomtarnas Julnatt
Lassie 1960 5
Putney Dandridge and his Swing Band * Santa Claus Came in the Spring
Days 'til Christmas
Karl Brown * Sarah Palin Shot Santa's Reindeer
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians * Ho Ho Ho
Ernest Hare * Santa Claus Proves There IS a Santa (1925)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer * We are Santa's Elves
Lassie 1960 6
Merrie Melodies * In the Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives
Vernon Dalhart * Hooray for Saint Nick
Lassie 1960 7
Ace Cannon * Here Comes Santa Claus
The Partridge Family * Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
Lassie 1960 8
Divide and Create * Blitzkrieg Santa
The FSO * Santa's in a Hula
Lassie 1960 9
Alleee2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 288: Which Old Nick?

I'd like to thank the Reverend Jehovah Jones for sending an email after I asked for one last time. Thanks, because it gives me content I don't have to create. This week, I take a look at the film "Santa Claus," a 1957 Mexican movie, and MST3K's take on it. We also have Nick Danger's Third Eye.

Playlist

1-Satan Speaks
Krampus 1
The Günter Noris Trio * Winter-Allegro Non Molto: Colder Than?
The Rhodes Kids * Christmas All Year Through
2-The Devil Likes Rude Little Boys
The Günter Noris Trio * Fireside Fun
Augie Rios * Donde Esta Santa Claus
3-Letters
The Günter Noris Trio * Slippin' In the Sun
The Glad Singers * Deck the Halls
4-Launch
Scrooge * Main Title
The Superions * Santa's Disco
5-Launch 2
Woody Herman and his Orchestra * Santa Claus is Coming to Town
8 more shopping days
Cthulu Lives
6-Weird Theology
Frankie Yankovic * The Merry Christmas Polka
Harry and the Potters * Meet Me Under the Mistletoe
7-Firesign NBC 1
Jo Ann Castle * Skaters' Boogie
Mae Questal * I Want You for Christmas
8-Firesign NBC 2
Crachit and Tiny Tim
Mel Blac * Ya Das ist Eine Christmas Tree
9-Firesign NBC 3
Scrooge * Toy Shop
Williams Brothers * The Holiday Season
10-Firesign NBC 4
Guy Lombardo * He'll be Coming Down the Chimney
The Psycho Skeletons * Good King Bob
Krampus 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 287: This Podcast Shall be the Finest Podcast in the Whole of London This Christmas!

This show is a treat, I tell you, a treat, because not only do you get Alastar Sim as Scrooge, you get ME informing you of Important Education Things. And nothing says "Christmas" like Lectures.

Playlist

Scrooge * More brrread...No more brrread.
Alleee 1
Ruth Welcome * Jingle Bells + Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
John "Bowtie" Barstow * Do You See What I See?
Scrooge 2 * Biz-i-ness
Tim Dinkins * Ole Pop Reindeer
The Going Thing * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Scrooge 3 * But I am a Mortal!
NORAD * Here Comes Santa Claus
Randall Reed with the Forerunners * The Peppermint Stick Man
Scrooge 4 * I'll try to get him to hold out 'til then.
Jim Page * Jesus and the Laughing Deity
Akim * Santa Claus is a Black Man
Scrooge 5 * Marley's death
Cricketones * Mixie Pixie
11 Days to Shop for Christmas!
Daniel Johnston * Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Scrooge 6 * A Singing Pudding
Kiki and Herb * Frosty the Snowman
Robert Earl Keene * Happy Holidays Y'All
Scrooge 7 * The Finest Goose
Skitch Henderson and his Orchestra * We Need a Little Christmas
Fred Lowry * Let's Light the Christmas Tree
Scrooge 8 * Two Whole Rounds
Evan Purcell * Mistletoe
Colin Clary * Meow Meow
Scrooge 9 * A Thing for the Beagle
Louis Prima and his New Orleans Gang * What Will Santa Claus Say (When he Finds Everybody Swingin'?)
The Superions * Santa
10 Outnumbered * Bob Scratchit
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 286: This Christmas has Been Brought to You by Child Labor

This week, the Krampus and his workers, Knecht Ruprecht, Krampus, Hans Trapp, Zwarte Piet, Klaubauf, Muff, Butz, Pere Fouettard and Belsnickel, bring you the last in the series of Worst Jobs podcasts. This time it's children making dolls for children, gos-herding and turkey dressing. As in, yanking the guts out of hundreds or maybe thousands of fresh turkeys, by hand, in time for Christmas.

But my own day of judgment is at hand (did you know that the Visit from Saint Nicholas could be considered a mini "day of judgment" for children? It's true)! I will be presenting, tomorrow night, a small amount of information about Christmas political history, characters and pagan traditions that have come all the way to us. We will also have a nice atheist Christmas party. Now THAT'S how freethinkers have a Christmas party. With a lecture. Luckily, I have pictures.

Playlist

Worst Jobs 1
Alleee 1
Ensemble for Early Music * Edi Beo Thu
Elizabeth and the Catapaults * Christmas wit the Jews
Worst Jobs 2
The Three Suns * Winter Wonderland
Fats Waller and his Rhythm * Swingin' Them Jingle Bells
Worst Jobs 3
Ensemble for Early Music * Estampie
My First Earthquake * Fa-La-Freezing
Worst Jobs 4
Billie May * Brassman's Holiday
The Superions * Fruitcake
Worst Jobs 5
Joe Renzetti & Tony Luisi * Christmas Tommy
Royksopp * Le Cantique de Noël
Worst Jobs 6
John Klein * Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
A Christmas Story
Sammy Kaye * Hut Sut Song
We Three Bings
Worst Jobs 7
Johnny Random * Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies
KAROLIINA MOILANEN * KUKKURINMÄEN JOULUPOLKKA
Worst Jobs 8
Nashville Sax, Featuring Jerry Tuttle * Here Comes Santa Claus
Tino Rossi * Petit Papa Noel
Worst Jobs 9
Rankin Bass * Christmas Medley
Rankin Bass * Christmas Chimes are Calling Santa Santa
Worst Jobs 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 285: The Boar's Head

This week, the BBC shares information about Boar's Heads and Yule logs, which is all incredibly interesting. But I would like to share some information about the Stallo, the Metal Man, who is another in my growing list of Annual Gift-Giving Men other than Saint Nicholas.

You can read the original article here.

http://www.laweekly.com/2002-12-26/news/santa-is-a-wildman/

And yes, it was a story in the Fortean Times.

The Saami await a Yuletide visit from a giant, horned and hairy wildman named Stallo. In Lappish, stallo means "metal man." Sometimes Stallo is dressed in stylish, all-black clothes like an MIB (man in black) or in a metallic suit (as conspiracy theorists conjecture, a robot or ancient astronaut in a space suit). Most likely the metal suit was the chain-mail armor of the berserker Vikings. The amoral Stallo delights in macabre acts of genital mutilation of his innocent victims. (Stallo pokes his staff up the skirts of young girls.) On Christmas Eve, Stallo rides around in his sleigh looking for something to drink. Traditionally, the Saami drive a stake into the ground near a fresh-water supply so Stallo can tie up his sled while having a refreshing gulp of water. If Stallo cannot find anything to drink, he will bash in a child's skull, sucking out the brains and blood to satiate his thirst. The most dangerous night for Lapp children is Christmas Eve, when Stallo lurks about looking for naughty victims to cram into his sack.

Playlist

Worst Jobs 11
Alleee 1
Ferrante and Teicher * Good King Wenceslaus
Steeleye Span * The Boar's Head Carol
Worst Jobs 12
Eddie Dunstedter * Silver Bells
Glossies * Glossy Christmas
Worst Jobs 13
Big Tiny Little * Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
Housewives on Prozac * I Broke my Arm Christmas Shopping at the Mall
Worst Jobs 14
The Soulful Strings * Sleigh Ride
Sinai Mountain Boys * O Hanukkah
Worst Jobs 15
Caiola & Ortolani * Bossa Nova Noel
Puffy Umiyami * RGW
Worst Jobs 16
Hollyridge Strings * Jingle Bells
Harry E. Humphrey * A Visit With Saint Nicholas (1914)
Worst Jobs 17
American Symphony Orchestra * March of the Toys/Babes in Toyland (1917 Edison Cylinder)
Tim Minchin * White Wine in the Sun
Worst Jobs 18
Andre Kostelanetz * Sleigh Ride
Y Love and Jules Brooks * Dreidel
Worst Jobs 19
Edison Concert Band * Bells of Christmas
Joel Hallikainen * Talven Ihmemaa
Worst Jobs 20
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 284: Vomit Collector's Christmas

Welcome to your Atheist Christmas Podcast for the Year of Our Overlords, 2010. This year, I'm looking back at Christmas past. "Your past" you ask? No, long past. Looooong past. Go back, back, back before that cloudy April when some guy who may have been named Jesus but decidedly didn't perform any miracles and wasn't born of a virgin and may or may not have been a prophet or a rabbi, and may or may not have been crucified, was born. You'll see Egyptians lounging about, you'll see Greek women tearing apart a hapless young man, and you'll see masters pretending their slaves are "free" for a fortnight. You'll see yetis and wildmen covered in fur, delivering presents to people in northern Europe and Scandinavia. You'll see holly, ivy and trees, decorated in festive gold and silver, and blazing fires, while people warm themselves and gorge on meat. You'll see lascivious displays of cross dressing and public orgy. You'll marvel as reindeer fly on psychedelic mushrooms, and wonder why you still see those mushrooms on Christmas trees. There is so much to see, and only a month to see it all. So strap in and get ready to be overwhelmed, or, in the case of most of you, underwhelmed. "Seen that, done it."

My listeners are edumacated.

Playlist

Worst Jobs 1
Alleee 1
Ted Weems and his Orchestra * Winter Wonderland
The Superions * Crummy Christmas Tree
Worst Jobs 2
Wade Denning * Tijuana Christmas
Lord Berenger * Christmas Morning, the Rum had me Yawning
Worst Jobs 3
Percy Faith, his Orchestra and Chorus * We Need a Little Christmas
MK Rawlings Elementary Chorus and Us * Santa's Flight Song
Worst Jobs 4
Elliott Lawrence and his Orchestra * Jumpin' at the Toy Shop
Al Bowly and his Orchestra * Ev'ry Day's a Holiday
Worst Jobs 5
Leonard Bernstein * Carol of the Bells
Swedish Frosty
Worst Jobs 6
Ray Conniff and the Singers * We Wish you a Merry Christmas
Dick Robertson and his Orchestra * I Want You for Christmas
Worst Jobs 7
Helmut Zacharias * Oh, Du Fröhliche
Ray Stevens * Santa Claus is Watching You
Worst Jobs 8
The Harmonicats * March of the Toys
Adi Bing Slamet * Terdenger di Langet
Worst Jobs 9
Alan Moorehouse * Festive Noel
The Waverly Consort * Riu, Riu, Chiu
Worst Jobs 10
Longines Symphonette * Frosty the Snowman
Gene London * Walking Talking Christmas Tree
Rev Barnstormer * BB Christmas
Caravelli and his Orchestra * Noel Blanc
Dick Robertson * Meet me Under the Mistletoe
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 273: Anti-Vacc is BULLSH*T!

You have to wonder, "What the hell are they thinking," but you can't put words in their mouths and mothers are sacred. Can you convince them that no one has died from prank tainted Halloween candy? Of course not. Because they are parents. And having children turns you into an insane person who is listened to by other insane people, the politicians, who govern our lives based on whatever batshit crazy thing parents are afraid of. Parental fear ruins everything. Stop having babies.

Playlist

Anti-Vacc 1
Alleee1
Ad Music
PDQ Bach * Das Kleines Birdi
Anti-Vacc 2
Ennio Morricone * La Bambole
Frank Crummit * Three Little Words
Anti-Vacc 3
Alessandro Alessandroni * Alliante Giallo
Donice * Look to Jesus
Anti-Vacc 4
Roberto Pregadio e Romano Mussolini * Seq. 16
American Quartet * Floatin' Down to Cotton Town
Anti-Vacc 5
Original Dixieland Jazz Band * Home Again Blues/Lindy
Are there Still Demons?
Anti-Vacc 6
Jacques LaFleche * Parle Parle Jase Jase
Dr. Love * Mister Snuggles
Anti-Vacc 7
T Elerth and the Hair Raisers * Chasin' It
Madame Balduc * ?
Anti-Vacc 8
Hanry Mancini * Goofin' at the Coffee House
Michelle LaMay * Manic Monday
Anti-Vacc 9
Happy Accordion * I Write the Songs
McBob's 1979
Anti-Vacc 10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 282: Let Us Play at Exorcism!

This week, our old friend Bob Larson (whose under investigation-what conservative radio personality isn't) tries to pull off some amazingly New Age therapy on some gay men. It includes the assumption that they hate their fathers, and when that doesn't pan out, they hate their mothers. I suppose if this guy had hated his father, he would have pulled out some old men out of the audience to help with his routine, and it would have been a big male affection festival. Which is really gay.

Playlist

Let Us Play At Exorcism 1
Alleee1
Reuben Reeves * Parson Blues
Seattle
Let Us Play At Exorcism2
Luis E Bacalov * Lamica
Darwin Breweries
Whispering Jack Smith * Baby Face
Let Us Play At Exorcism3
Red Nichols and his Five Pennies * Sweet Georgia Brown
Brother Joe May and the Pilgrim Travelers * It Didn't Cost Very Much
Let Us Play At Exorcism4
Andy Alona and his Novelty Four * That Lovin' Hula
unconscious
Diane Renay * Man of Mystery
Let Us Play At Exorcism5
Nino Rota * Jeanette of the Spirits
U.S. Plus
Irving Aaronson and his Commanders * I'm Just Wild About Animal Crackers
Let Us Play At Exorcism6
Rufus Hofbagger * All You Need is Toys
Brasil '66 * Mas Que Nada
Let Us Play At Exorcism7
Witchita Lineman
Lucky Duck Garage
Nora Orlandi * A Doppia Faccia
Let Us Play At Exorcism8
Rockwell Blake * Rossini * Duo Des Chats
Pam Miller * The Marine Corps Builds Men
Let Us Play At Exorcism9
The Otis Skilling Singers * The Lord Above
Cleary & Harding * We no Speak Americano
Let Us Play At Exorcism10
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 281: Dear Friends

Enjoy the Firesign Theatre from 1970, from the show "Dear Friends."

Playlist

Dear Friends 1
Alleee 1
Alan Hawkshaw & Alan Parker * Girl at the Top B
Art Peterson * Twinkie Insanity Bay
Dear Friends 2
H Flowers and B Morgan * Movement One
Isabelle * Amstramgram
Dear Friends 3
Alan Hawkshaw * Soul Organ Blues
Radiocrack * Obamarah
Dear Friends 4
Die Crazy Girls * Lass Sie Reden
The Rudy Schwartz Project * Delicious Ass Frenzy
Dear Friends 5
Fabien Mellin * Beethoven * Moonlight Sonata
The Peewees * Tootsie Roll
Dear Friends 6
Doug Duke * A Sinner Kissed an Angel
Up and Over It * Run
Dear Friends 7
Nino Rossi * I Ragazzi Del Jazz
Vassar G-Stringers * Communist
Dear Friends 8
70's Price is Right Theme
Walk Hard * Let Me Hold You Little Man
Dear Friends 9
The Danish Sharks * Cin Cin
Hedwig and the Angry Inch * Wicked Little Town
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 280: Jack Benny with Basil WRATHBONE

On this night, Jack and his adult children pals dress up (Benny as a red devil) and go on a Perchtenwalk to scare their rich neighbors. Basil Rathbone, famous as Sherlock Holmes, is his target.

Playlist

Jack Benny 1
Alleee 1
Marty Manning * The Lost Weekend Theme
Hier im Halloween
Jack Benny 2
King of Pants * Silence of the Cannibals
Jack Benny 3
Verne Langdon * Dementia Macabre
Kay Starr * The Headless Horseman
Jack Benny 4
Robert Cobert * Laura the Phoenix
Frog the Dawg * Helloween
Jack Benny 5
Marty Manning * The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Henry Hall and his Orchestra * The Teddy Bears' Picnic
Jack Benny 6
Fettdog * The Raven
Jack Benny 7
Robert Cobert * Doctor Julia Hoffman
Tommy Dorsey * Dry Bones
Jack Benny 8
Glen Grey * The Goblin Band
JuxtaPoeCreature * Juxtaposeur
Jack Benny 9
Verne Langdon * Waltz of the Ghouls
Ralph Stanley * O Death
Jack Benny 10
Alleee 2

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