Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Master List of all Mondo Diablo Shows

List of all Mondo Diablo podcast links (a work in progress).

The first 100 shows are available by request. Email alleee@hellboundalleee.com.

Episode 101: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 1
Episode 102: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 2
Episode 103: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 3
Episode 104: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 4
Episode 105: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 5
Episode 106: White Babies
Episode 107: Best. Call. EVAR!
Episode 108: Cartoons are Satanic?
Episode 109: Cartoons are Satanic? Part 2
Episode 110: THE END IS NIGH
Episode 111: Similia Similibus Curantur, or, Like Cures Like
Episode 112: OMG! It's FUTURESHOCK! Part 1
Episode 113: OMG! It's FUTURESHOCK! Part 2
Episode 114: OMG! It's FUTURESHOCK! Part 3
Episode 115: Perversion/Pleasure for Profit
Episode 116: A Far-Out Trip
Episode 117: Hey, Folks! It's Intermission Time!
Episode 118: You Dirty French Frog!
Episode 119: Fundies are Frightening
Episode 120: Skeptoid Presents: Fast-Food Phobia
Episode 121: Batshit Christianity
Episode 122: NRA: A Legacy of Conservation
Episode 123: Freedom is not Anti-Social Part One: Morality
Episode 124: Freedom is not Anti-Social Part Two: The Moral Argument
Episode 125: The Circle of the Crystal Children, an audio collage
Episode 126: The Riddle of the Hack Mystery Writer: The Story of Harry Stephen Keeler
Episode 127: Customers are Frikken Stupid
Episode 128: How to Good-bye Depression (if you constrict anus 100 times everyday)
Episode 129: Latter-Day Suckers
Episode 130: Shatner on Shatner: Get a Life!
Episode 131: The Interesting Life of Steve Sutton
Episode 132: The FABulous Steven L Anderson
Episode 133: The Most Unwanted Music: Dave Soldier and Komar & Melamid
Episode 134: 134: The Truth Wins Out: Ex Gay Crapola
Episode 135: Those Fuckin’ Fundies
Episode 136: The House of Yahweh, or Damn, Texas, You So Crazay
Episode 137: Female Trouble (1974), a Tribute
Episode 138: Charles Bukowski’s Poems and Insults
Episode 139: The God Delusion-A Taste
Episode 140: Jesus’ Vagina
Episode 141: John Todd, the Illuminati, and Star Wars
Episode 142: George Carlin: Asshole, Jerkoff, or Scumbag?
Episode 143: Dmitri, the LOVAR
Episode 144: The Marriage Bed
Episode 145: Mondo Ranto
Episode 146: The Happy Painter
Episode 147: Kermit Schaffer's Pardon My Blooper
Episode 148: S.A.V.E.D.: Stupid Assholes Violate Ecclesiastical Decree
Episode 149: More Dumb Christians
Episode 150: Sex and the Single Victorian
Episode 151: Our Man Stagg
Episode 152: I Am Not a Terrorist
Episode 153: The Psychedelic Christian: John Rydgren
Episode 154: The Most Righteous Man
Episode 155: Ingersoll on Jesus, Jack Benny on Isaac Hayes
Episode 156: The Outsider
Episode 157: Get Your War On
Episode 158: The Noah's Ark Horror
Episode 159: Boo!
Episode 160: Dark Dungeons
Episode 161: Alleee's Halloween Special
Episode 162: Bride of Satan
Episode 163: Pre-Season Shopping Bonanza
Episode 164: Something Weird Video
Episode 165: The World of Karl Pilkington
Episode 166: You Don't Know Squat About Thanksgiving, But I Do.
Episode 167: A Mondo "Magic" Christmas
Episode 168: A Blessed Christmas...Brian Blessed, That Is
Episode 169: Christmas Memories
Episode 170: A Well-Meaning, Canadian Christmas
Episode 171: Miam, Miam, C’est Noël!
Episode 172: The Yule Cats
Episode 173: The Reason for the Cheese, Son!
Episode 174: The Six Million Dollar Man's Kris Kringle Kaper
Episode 175: Krampus Kristmas 2008!
Episode 176: Fundies are Filthy
Episode 177: Religion Part 1
Episode 178: Praise Bob!
Episode 179: Big Brother Bob is Watching You
Episode 180: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 1
Episode 181: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 2
Episode 182: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 3
Episode 183: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 4
Episode 184: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 5
Episode 185: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 6
Episode 186: Dr Hal's Birds and Bees
Episode 187: They Really Believe This Stuff
Episode 188: Psi-Kick
Episode 189: Marked For Death!
Episode 190: Self-Help
Episode 191: Fundies are Fan-Friggin' Tastic
Episode 192: Magical Questions, Real Answers
Episode 193: Ajay Will Not Be Swayed
Episode 194: Carl Sagan on the Distinction Between True and False Visions
Episode 195: Keeping the Faith
Episode 196: Crackpots are Like That
Episode 197: Episode 197: Carl Sagan on Natural and Artificial Selection
Episode 198: Episode 198: Self-Hypnosis with Gil Boyne
Episode 199: Episode 199: The Road to Xenu Part 1
Episode 200: Episode 200: Road to Xenu Part 2
Episode 201: Episode 201: Carradine
Episode 202: Episode 202: Puritan Vowells
Episode 203: God is Gonna Get You! Christian Love on YouTube
Episode 204: Meat is Life
Episode 205: Alcohol is Dynamite
Episode 206: Shep’s Bulldada
Episode 207: How to be a No-Good, Dirty, Rotten, Child-Abuser, with James Dobson
Episode 208: Step Right Up!
Episode 209: What YOU Lookin’ At?
Episode 210: A Kool Kristian Kids Koncert
Episode 211: Meditations on Self-Awareness with Rev. Antonio Agpaoa
Episode 212: Go and Sin No More
Episode 213: The Room is in da House
Episode 214: Our Heavenly Father’s Plan
Episode 215: Christian Pirates Rape Red Riding-Hood
Episode 216: Betty and Barney and Carl
Episode 217: The Blood Countess Part 1
Episode 218: The Blood Countess Part 2
Episode 219: Gloomy Sunday and; Is THIS the real Erzsébet Báthory?
Episode 220: You Can’t Torquemada ANYTHING.
Episode 221: Tepes in a Teapot
Episode 222: DJ Steinski Presents Not A Cloud Upon The Name Of The Lord
Episode 223: The Cruel Slackmaster
Episode 224: Racism and Male Quartets for Breakfast
Episode 225: Cooking Thanksgiving
Episode 226: A Christmas Tale Well-Calculated to Keep You in Suspense
Episode 227: Christmas Bonus
Episode 228: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Episode 229: The Christmas Star…Wars Holiday Special
Episode 230: Joe Santa Claus
Episode 231: A Very Edgar Christmas
Episode 232: Davey and Goliath’s Christmas Spirit–The Most Collosal Episode Yet!
Episode 233: Theatre of the Slightly Sinister; with your host G.E. Marshall
Episode 234: Landmark Forum for Dummies
Episode 235: Predictions for the Amazing Year 2010
Episode 236: Never Trust a German!
Episode 237: I Want My Money Back
Episode 238: Stang on Satanism
Episode 239: Cinema de Merde: Gay Cinematic Panic
Episode 240: Developing a Wonderful Personality with Dr. Joseph Murphy
Episode 241: British Children Say Hilarious Things.
Episode 242: Culturequake!
Episode 243: Fundies FAIL
Episode 244: Decalogue (NSFW)
Episode 245: 245 LSD? AOK!
Episode 246: Francois Tremblay Presents How to Fire People
Episode 247: Germaine Greer on Rape: Hilarity Ensues
Episode 248: SubGenius Mutantus Creation Myth with Sacred Scribe, Reverend Ivan Stang
Episode 249: Reddy Record, who Likes to Play with You, vs Everyone
Episode 250: Tomorrow Radio (Double Episode)
Episode 251: Ohhhhhh, You Laugh Now…But You Dead Later
Episode 252: Aw, Hell. Part 1
Episode 253: Aw, Hell. Part 2
Episode 254: Drugs
Episode 255: God is a Killer!
Episode 256: Boys Can’t Make Their Own Sandwiches. I Know Because I Saw it on TV.
Episode 257: Believe it or Not, or Kill Me
Episode 258: I Have Three Heads
Episode 259: The Wizard of Con
Episode 260: Awkward Questions: Outnumbered
Episode 261: Let Pat Collins Turn You On
Episode 262: God is a Killer!
Episode 263: WOW! We’re the Top of the Pops Where the Hits Don’t Stop…s
Episode 264: A Fundie Fracas!
Episode 265: Doctore Legume presents The Death Cult that Controls American Minds: Don’t Be Lured!
Episode 266: A Manson Family Jamboree
Episode 267: Satan: The Lesser of Two Evils
Episode 268: Weaponizing Mozart
Episode 269: Bacchanalia Part I: The Last and Least
Episode 270: Bacchanalia Part II: The Soused Period
Episode 271: Bacchanalia Part III: Oedipus Tex
Episode 272: Bacchanalia Part IV: The Death of Some Guy
Episode 273: The Earth; She is Unmoved

Re-Up: Mondo Diablo Episode 1

My host site is full, unfortunately, so I'm going to have to put some older files up on free host sites. The first is Mondo Diablo Episode 1.

Here's the re-up, retro-style:

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Mondo Diablo is a new project from the world of Hellbound Alleee. This time I put together a mostly music podcast, designed to fill the gap left by the hellbound alleee station on Live 365.

You can hear my first episode here!

78: The Ranting of Francis E Dec


Mondo 78
The Ranting of Francis E Dec

Alleee 1
Charlie Farquharson * Yer Garden of Eatin’
Synthesizers Unlimited * March of the Elastic Band
Body is for Christ
Natacha Snitkine * Jeu du Telephone (Music to Watch Girls by)
Os Velhinhos Transviados * Meglio Stasera (It Had Better be Tonight)
The Addicts * Without God, I Would be Nothing
Don Reed and his Orchestra Featuring the Voice of Love * Nature Boy
Bedwetting Tape 1
Rodney Allen Rippy * Never Thought I Could be a Star
Brandenburg Big Band * Alla Turka, Mozart
Berliner Arbeiter (East Berlin Workers) * Stalin, Freun, Genosse (Stalin, Friend, Comrade)
Hector Pellot and his Aces of Ritmo * Auto Horn Mambo
Melba Jackson * Someone’s not Playing with a Full Deck
Father Abraham and the Smurfs * Smurfing Beer
Billy Boyd * Duck Walk
Frankie Yankovic * In Heaven There is no Beer
Enoch Light * La Bostella
Evry Day
Link Wray * Oddball
Sammy Davis Jr. * Mary Tyler Moore Theme
Panflute Stayin’ Alive
Roy Armand * Diseased Animal
The Supersonicos * Killin’ an Arab
Alleee 2


Tuesday, September 18, 2007

77: What if (everything that exists) is all there is?!? Christian Nihilism


Questions are from Christian Answers Dot Net.

Question 1: "If all of life is meaningless, and ultimately absurd , why bother to march straight forward, why stand in the queue as though life as a whole makes sense?" —Francis Schaeffer, The God Who Is There
Alleee 1
Merritt Brunies * Masculine Women, Feminine Men
Question 2: If everyone completely passes out of existence when they die, what ultimate meaning has life? Even if a man's life is important because of his influence on others or by his effect on the course of history, of what ultimate significance is that if there is no immortality and all other lives, events, and even history itself is ultimately meaningless?
The Corporation * ya ta TA ya ta , ya ta TA TA TA
Bing Crosby * It’s All in the Game
Question 3: Suppose the universe had never existed. Apart form God, what ultimate difference would that make?
Tommy Miles * Born Free
The Carey-Garfin Four * The Three Bears
Question 4: In a universe without God or immortality, how is mankind ultimately different from a swarm of mosquitoes or a barnyard of pigs?
Les Star Twisters * Peppermint Twist
The Pixies with Thurl Ravenscroft * Kitty Cats on Parade
Question 5: What viable basis exists for justice or law if man is nothing but a sophisticated, programmed machine?
Speed Racer Music
The Two Petes * It’s Only Make-Believe
Question 6: Why does research, discovery, diplomacy, art, music, sacrifice, compassion, feelings of love, or affectionate and caring relationships mean anything if it all ultimately comes to naught anyway?
The Corporation * When I Take My Sugar to Tea
Johnny Legend * The Legend of Alferd E Packer
Question 7: Without absolute morals, what ultimate difference is there between Saddam Hussein and Billy Graham?

Vince Guaraldi * Red Baron
Mia Marianne and Per Filip * Where the Roses Never Fade
Question 8: If there is no immortality, why shouldn't all things be permitted?(Dostoyevsky)
Ferrante & Teicher * Alfie
Gene Pitney * She’s a Rebel
Question 9: If morality is only a relative social construct, on what basis could or should anyone ever move to interfere with cultures that practice apartheid, female circumcision, cannibalism, or ethnic cleansing?
David Whitaker * Strip Poker at Caesar’s
Mayf Nutter * Lord, I Love Mashed Potatoes
Question 10: If there is no God, on what basis is there any meaning or hope for fairness, comfort, or better times?
Rolf Harris * Chinatown
The Executives * Please Don’t Give My Daddy No More Wine
Question 11: Without a personal Creator-God, how are you anything other than the coincidental, purposeless miscarriage of nature, spinning round and round on a lonely planet in the blackness of space for just a little while before you and all memory of your futile, pointless, meaningless life finally blinks out forever in the endless darkness?

Ultimately, how can clicking here to download the file have any meaning?

Ultimately, here are better answers to those same questions.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

David Bowie and Trent Reznor: I'm Afraid of Americans

76: The Wonders of the 20th Century

Inspired by Paleo-Future.
I Say!

Alleee 1
Dr. BLT * Try to Remember (September 11)
LHJ2 Utilities
Lenny Dee * 1900 Yesterday
Jorge Torrens * King of the Road
LHJ3 Cellphones
Gene Rain * Bangcock Cockfight
Aren Steinbrecher * Taliban on the Run
LHJ4 Health
Connie Boermans * Rue aux Fleurs
The Fifth Dimension * Coke Commercial
LHJ5 Electricity
Roy Harte and Milt Holland * That Old Devil Moon
David Laurence * Unborn Baby of Tower One
LHJ6 Email
Myron Floren * Alexander’s Ragtime Band
Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams * Our Yearbook
LHJ7 Food
Enoch Light and his Light Brigade * The Sheik Cha-Cha-Cha
Thurl Ravenscroft * I Ain’t Afraid
LHJ8 Language
Carlos Piper Orquestra * Pink Panther Theme
Ancient Chinese Secret
LHJ9 Photo
Carl Stevens * Skokkian
Rollie Willis and the Contenders * Whenever I Get Lonely
LHJ10 Population
The Bran Flakes * Squishing Sniffy Artists Busted
LHJ 11 Stereos
Erroll Garner * Autumn Leaves

Alleee 2

Downloading is the Marvel of the New Age!

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Marry Our Daughter: what do you think? A joke? Not?

Edit: I guess joke.

Monday, September 10, 2007

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;" Except When they Feel Like it

Can I hear an atheist outcry against this?

Prisons Purging Books on Faith From Libraries

Behind the walls of federal prisons nationwide, chaplains have been quietly carrying out a systematic purge of religious books and materials that were once available to prisoners in chapel libraries.

The chaplains were directed by the Bureau of Prisons to clear the shelves of any books, tapes, CDs and videos that are not on a list of approved resources. In some prisons, the chaplains have recently dismantled libraries that had thousands of texts collected over decades, bought by the prisons, or donated by churches and religious groups.


“Government does have a legitimate interest to screen out things that tend to incite violence in prisons,” Mr. Laycock said. “But once they say, ‘We’re going to pick 150 good books for your religion, and that’s all you get,’ the criteria has become more than just inciting violence. They’re picking out what is accessible religious teaching for prisoners, and the government can’t do that without a compelling justification. Here the justification is, the government is too busy to look at all the books, so they’re going to make their own preferred list to save a little time, a little money.”

Chilling. Is anyone keeping a list of what we've lost over the last six years?

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Episode 75: Nastiology Now!


Mr Rogers
Dr. Dianne * Nastiology Now! 1
Alleee 1
Debbie Reynolds and Carleton Carpenter * Abba Dabba Honeymoon
Nastiology 2
Russ Garcia * Sophisticated Lady
The Don Reynolds Orchestra * Abracadabra * Nuptials in New Jersey!
Nastiology 3
Speed Racer Theme
Andrews Sisters * Give Me Some Skin, My Friend
Nastiology 4
Kenyon Hopkins * Lonely Girl
Popeye * Billy Murray with Al Dollar and his Ten Cent Band
Nastiology 4
Optiganally Yours * Spanish Flea
Ersle Standridge * Satan’s Call to Khruschev
Nastiology 5
Isao Tomita and Claude Debussy * Claire de Lune
John Paul Joans * The Man From Nazareth
Nastiology 6
The Delmore Brothers * Scatterbrain Mama
Josephone XVIII * Down on the Funny Farm (Oy Vey)
Nastiology 7
The Nursery Brass * Frere Jacques
Mr Rogers * I’m Going to Marry Mom
Nastiology 8
Sue Lyons * Lolita Ya Ya
Shepherd Sisters * I’ve Got a Secret
Nastiology 9
Al Caiola * I Got it Bad
MC Hawking * Rock with your Hawk Out
Nastiology 10
Alleee 2

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