Thursday, January 29, 2009

Episode 182: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 3


Letting Go 24
Antoine * Ma Ceinture De Sécurité * Nymphomania Vol. 2
Letting Go 25
Ted Sommer * I Could Write a Book * Dancing 30's in Percussion
Os Incriveis * Hi-Lili, Hi-Lo * Neste Mundo Louco
Letting Go 26
Michel Legrand * You Must Believe in Spring
Heino * Ja, Ja, Wenn Mutter Lacht * Liebe Mutter
Letting Go 27
Don Harper * Nightmare * Homo Electronicus
The Who Boys * London Crying * The Good, the Bad, and the Who Boys
Letting Go 28
John Watermann * The Neurotic Jesus Cashboy
DJ Lobsterdust * Never Gonna Fool Your Gold * Guilty Pleasures Vol 2 (RICKRAWKED)
Letting Go 29
André Brasseur * Pow-Wow * Nymphomania Vol 3
Fred Doest * Hacid Freak for my Peeps * Fooklegs: Folkloric Mashups
Letting Go 30
Monaco Danceband * Snake in the Grass * Nymphomania Vol 1
Hurricane Smith * Oh Babe What Would You Say * Vintage Cheese
Letting Go 31
Exiled Tibetan Artists * We are Together and United
Cuff Links * Tracy * Vintage Cheese
Letting Go 32
Heinz Kiesling * Orbiter * Achtung! German Grooves
Gerard St Paul * C'est Beau Paris (Come Together)
Letting Go 33
Old Time Movies
André Verchuren * Je Me Sens Bien
Letting Go 34
The Nismen * The Sandstep * Mood Mosaic Vol 4 (Les Hyper Sound)
LoModA * Happy Power Energy


Monday, January 26, 2009

Episode 181: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 2


Letting Go 12
Alleee 1
Tipsie Lee * Travelin' Love
Letting Go 13
The Keyboards * Nothing Rhymed
Kirby Stone Four * Ti-Pi-Tin
Letting Go 14
The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan
Reverend Doctor Squeezebox * David Icke
Letting Go 16
Joe Tripoli Jr * The Hustle
Arthur Siegal and Kay Ballard * Political Cartoons
Letting Go 17
101 Strings * A Disappointed Love with a Desensitized Robot
Little Markie * J-E-S-U-S
Letting Go 18
Les Reed Orchestra * Man of Action
Desi Arnaz & Lucille Ball * Cuban Pete
Letting Go 19
Sidney Crooke * The March of the Ants
Wesley Willis * I Wupped Batman's Ass
Letting Go 20
Martin & Brown * Caravan
Tom And Alene Ogden * One More Valley
Letting Go 21
Don Morrow * Kerouazy
Astrud Gilberto * WIndy
Letting Go 22
Sid Bass * Spanish Flea
The Mississippi Mud Mashers * Bring it on Home to Grandma
Letting Go 23
Nick Perito * Oh! Calcutta
Bozo's Song
Alleee 2


Friday, January 23, 2009

Episode 180: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 1

Kickin' God to the Kurb Part 1

Letting Go 1
Alleee 1
Sir Cedric Hardwicke, Nigel Bruce & C. Aubrey Smith * Three Little FIshes
Letting Go 2
Walter Wanderly * Popcorn
Pink Anderson & Sammi Doolie * Papa's 'bout to Get Mad
Letting Go 3
Les Brown & the Super Sounds of Reknown * Superstar
Billy Murray * I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover
Letting Go 4
Julius Wechter and the Baja Marimba Band * By the Time I Get to Phoenix
RIAA * Bolly Holly
Letting Go 5
I'll Never Fall in Love Again
Del Close & John Brent * How to Speak Hip Field Trip
Letting Go 6
Busse's Buzzards * Red-Hot Henry Brown
Dirt Bacarach * Always Something Rollin'
Letting Go 7
Johnny Dunn and his Band * Ham and Eggs
Dorothy Fields and Jimmy Hugh * Digga Digga Do
Letting Go 8
Piero Piccioni & Alessandro Alessandroni * Canyon Blues
Dirt Bacarach * Say a Little Prayer for Religion
Letting Go 9
Stelvio Cipriani * Fantasme
Ferlin Husky * The Drunken Driver
Letting Go 10
Teddy Lasry * Satanic
The Puppini Sisters * Wuthering Heights
Alleee 2
Letting Go 11
The Goofus Five * Poor Papa


Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Episode 179: Brother Bob is Watching You


Bob is Watching 1 from Bob Bob Brother Mix
Alleee 1
Howard Carpendale * Du Hast Mich
Bob is Watching 2
Gil Trythal * Yakety Moog
Katerine * Mon Coeur Balance
Bob is Watching 3
Enoch Light * Witchita Lineman
Roger Miller * You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd
Bob is Watching 4
Dave Vorhaus * The DIY Machine
Wax Audio * Iron Maiden goes to Bollywood
Bob is Watching 5
I WIll Wait for You
Mad Mix Mustang * Don't You Ever Give Up Wanting Me Baby
Bob is Watching 6
Bruce Haack and Ed Harvey * Fantastic Skullastic
The Who Boys * The In Crowd
Bob is Watching 7
Bongo Bash
A Cat Sings the Blues
Bob is Watching 8
Bagdhad Express
Jill Sobule singing Julia Sweeney's Letting Go of God
Bob is Watching 9
Electric Coconut * Space Walk
Octo-Pipers * Roaring 20's Medley
Bob is Watching 10
Alleee 2


Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Episode 178: Praise Bob!

The Church of the Subgenius SubSite

Natalie Ellis * Cult of Bob 1
Alleee 1
The Legendary Stardust Cowboy and the Altamount Boys * As I Gaze (Mixxed Emotions)
Cult of Bob 2
Jim Helms * Caine's Theme
Attack Warning
Cult of Bob 3
Vocomotion * The Great Gig in the Sky
The J's with Jaime * This Ole House
Cult of Bob 4
Roy Smeck * Ukelele Bounce
Fitness is for Everyone
Cult of Bob 5
The Tempo Light Orchestra * What the World Needs Now
Jane Connell * Gooch's Song * Mame Soundtrack
Cult of Bob 6
Benny Goodman * String of Pearls
Jesus is Slack
Cult of Bob 7
Percy Faith * Cuanto Le Gusta
Brad Reddekopp * Election Day
Cult of Bob 8
David Snell * Ma Cherie Amour
Let's Pronounce Well
Cult of Bob 9
Isham Jones and his Orchestra * China Boy Go Sleep
RIAA (Nirvana vs Killing Joke) * Come as the Eighties
Cult of Bob 10
Alleee 2


Jesus: Slack or Not Slack?


Many Subgeni have been heard to say that they think Jesus was "cool" or "revolutionary" or "slack." Even Stang has been quoted to say he is "fine with Jesus. It's his fan club I have a problem with." Perfectly sound thing to say.

But WAS Jesus slack? DID He fuck with the status quo?

Help me out here. First of all, most of you know what I have said about Jesus in the past. So I'm going to quantify Jesus. Let's see what I can get here.


He fucked with his followers
He did His Own Thing
He ranted
He was a Crackpot
He claimed to be a Rabbi
He quit His Job and wandered around gathering followers
He told everyone they'd go to Hell if they didn't love him
He couch-surfed His way through Judea and the Middle-East/mediterranean


He never existed.
He said that he came to uphold the old law (the Status Quo)

So, the list makes him look like a Giant Slack-master. But I have to say, his two entries in "Not Slack" weigh pretty heavily. But as it has been said, the only thing that Subbenii have in common is that they are all different. If you want to be "like Jesus," you can be "like Jesus" just like you can be "like Gandalf."

All I have to say is, the fictional character Jesus DID fuck the status quo, in spite of what "he said," as it were. The status quo has changed a bit since then, since, well, He "was" a Jew, and was upholding the "status quo" of the old laws, which were Jewish, for a small group of people, the Jews. According to the story. Which gets confusing, since in the story, the Israelites were huge in number and status, when history tells us this is not the case.

Which means we have to suspend disbelief and pretend that Jesus was telling Jews to stop progressing, and getting with some kind of Hellenistic program, and get back to the old time religion, which was this big Pagan Godfest, in reality, but since the story has changed, we are led to believe Old Time Religion was monotheism, which is bollocks.

Other Subgeni would say to me, "Doctor Alleee, this doesn't matter." Fie! Fie on you I say! Reality or nonsense, pick two and stick with it, but don't slip from one to the other just as it suits your argument.

The Conspiracy says that out of three or four realities about history, religion, and Jesus, we must pick the one that sells the best. This might also be Bob's choice as well. So I say, if Subgeni wish to use this Christ to lull the Normals into that complacency they know so well, do it. I shall be happy to be the Anti-Christ, the Christ-hater that will distract them away from your good activities. I shall be your sacrificial goat. Why a goat? Well. you know.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Episode 177: Religion Part 1

Betty Bowers
The Customer is Not Always Right
Brent Michael Davids


1 Betty Bowers
Alleee 1
Taking Pride in Rochester
2 Brent Michael Davids * RISK IN THE OVAL OFFICE
Phil RetroSpecter * Ricky
3 Religion is Born
Clara Rockmore * The Swan
Peter Wyngarde * Rape
4 Ivan Stang * REPENT
Julius Wechter and the Baja Marimba Band * Do You Know The Way To San José?
Colatron * Twin Hearts * The David Lynch Mashup Album
5 Betty Bowers
The Chain * Peewee's Big Adventure
M.C. Python * Voodoo Banter Rap
6 Religion is Born
Bernie Green * The Peanut Vendor Green
DJ Gaston * Svatba to Me
7 Betty Bowers
Bert Kaempfert * Afrikaan Beat
Drozen and Peck * Donkey Kong 1
8 Religion is Born
The Who Boys * Mars 5
Emy Six * The Girl from Space
9 Betty Bowers
Anubian Lights * Smoke and Mirrors
Fabio * About Romance
10 Religion is Born
Drozen and Peck * Donkey Kong 2
Alleee 2


Thursday, January 01, 2009

Episode 176: Fundies are Filthy


1 scientologistfather, Youtube * Scientologist Father
Ladytron * Seventeen
2 David, Mojoey's Deep Thoughts * Atheist Holocaust
Latché swing * Hungaria
Gary Flanagan * Metro Boulot Dodo
3 Jennifleur, RR * Rapture
Les Baxter * Roller Coaster
Optiganally Yours * Walk and Chew Gum
4 Mikey, Y! Answers * Gay Marriage Take it Personal
Billy May and Leroy Holmes * A Man and a Woman/Live for Life
DJ Morgoth * Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up
5 xdrifter, Fulfilled Prophecy * Canadian Lobotomy
Jonah Jones Quartet * Moulin Rouge
Freezepop * Bike Thief
6 Oscar S, Y! Answers * Gay Off in Heaven
The John Buzon Trio * Caravan
The Who Boys * Lola
7 Anonymous, RHReality Check * Adoption Abomination
The Three Suns * Fever
Clark Bell * Tribute to String
8 TheAmazingBeliever, YouTube * Evil Force is Good
Les Baxter * Moon Moods
PAMS Jingle Singers * Austin My Hometown
9 NephilimFree, Youtube * DNA dope
Esquivel * El Cable
Bucky Lewis * Half Breed
10 zekretzpy, YouTube * Gay Weirdo
Leroy Holmes * Mah-Na-Mah-Na
Circle of Tyrants * The Story of LSD
11 One_LoVe, Rapture Ready * Praise Jesus
Alleee 2