Wednesday, May 16, 2007

eBay's Tribute to Jerry Falwell

Own One Pound of Jerry Falwell's Lard!

Up for auction is one pound of lard - exactly like the lard which composed Jerry Falwell. Place this tub of lard high on a shelf or on your mantle, should you need a tub of lard to look-up to. Place this lard on the back of a donkey or pig should you need a tub of lard to mindlessly follow.

The perfect keepsake with which to remember him.

100% of the proceeds of this auction, less any eBay/Paypal fees more than 5 dollars, will be donated to Doctors Without Borders.

Shipping via standard mail via USPS to be paid for by auction winner.

Be sure to check out the outraged comments!

1 comment:

Aaron Kinney said...

This ebay listing is fraudulent!

"Lard" does not resemble Falwell. The correct Falwell resembling substance, as everyone knows, is "feces."