A Totally Sad, Bummer of a Christmas

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Charlie Brown 1
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Elvis Presley * Blue Christmas
If you see Santa Claus Tonight…
Oscar the Grouch * I Hate Christmas
Ernest Tubb * Christmas is Just Another Day for Me
Reverend JM Gates * Death may be Your Santa Claus 1
Bathing Beauty * Christmas Tears
Joel Graham * What Christmas Trees are Thinking
Charlie Brown 2
Jason and the Strap Tones * I Found the Brains of Santa Claus
Divine * Female Trouble Christmas
Church Lady
Blind Willie McTell * Cold Winter Day
Porky Pig * Blue Christmas

Reverend JM Gates * Death may be Your Santa Claus 2
Claire Lane * An Orphan Christmas
Culturecide * Depressed Christmas
Charlie Brown 3
Doug Lewis * Santa Claus Will you Please Come Tonight
Happy Birthday Jesus
Charlie Brown 4
Harlem Children’s Chorus * Black Christmas
Joe Walega and his Happy Hearts * Christmas Without Daddy
Silent Night Deadly Night
Kansas City Kitty * Christmas Morning Blues
Little Betty Ashley and JW Thompson * The Christmas Dolly
Reverend JM Gates * Death may be Your Santa Claus 3
Roger Christian * Little Mary Christmas
Major Bill Smith and Nancy Nolte * Happy Birthday Jesus
Charlie Brown 5
Merigail Moreland * I Want my Mommy and Daddy Together for Christmas
Reverend JM Gates * Death may be Your Santa Claus 4
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Episode 91: Humbuggery

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From a 1969 BBC Radio production
Scrooge part 2

A BBC ISIRTA Production from 1969

BBC Scrooge Part 1
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The Monkees * Riu Riu Chiu
BBC Scrooge 2
Vivaldi 4 Seasons * Winter * Allegro Non Molto
Papa Don Vappies New Orleans Jazz Band * Too Fat for the Chimney
BBC Scrooge 3
Ripley Cotton Choppers * Silver Bells
Wanda Jackson * Rockabilly Santa Claus
BBC Scrooge 4
The Don Les Harmonicats * March of the Three Kings (from Bizet’s “L’Arlesienne”)
Spinal Tap * Christmas with the Devil
BBC Scrooge Christmas Present
The Three Suns * Ding Dong Dandy Christmas
Cousins Choir * Why Isn’t Everybody Singing Allelu?
BBC Scrooge 6
Henry Mancini * Jingle Bells
The Three Little Dwarfs * Hardrock, Coco and Joe
BBC Scrooge 7
Fanfare Orchestra * Hurry Home for Christmas
Eugene Ormandy and Philidelphia Orchestra and Chorus * We Wish you a Merry Christmas
BBC Scrooge 8
Dick Schrum * Chestnuts
Belle and Sebastian * Santa Claus go Straight to the Ghetto
BBC Scrooge 9
Al Hirt * Nutty Jingle Bells
The Globe Trotters * Sleigh Ride Polka
BBC Scrooge 10
Arthur Fiedler, Al Hirt * The Toy Trumpet
Cotton Top Mountain Sanctified Singers * Christ was Born on Christmas Morn
BBC Scrooge 11
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Episode 90: A Merry Mithras

From a YouTube video by chadagg here

Playlist

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 1
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The Jokers * Gloria Medley

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 2
Les Baxter * Hang Your Wishes on the Tree
Jimmie Martin * An Old-Fashioned Christmas

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 3
Armonica
Rene Simard * Le Bonhomme Hiver

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 4
B Bumble and the Stingers * Nut-Rocker
The Association * Sleigh Ride

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 5
Bert Kaempfert and His Orchestra * A Children’s Christmas Dream
Bob Gibson * Skol to the Skier

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 6
Brandenburg Big Band * Hallelujah
Debbie Friedman * The Latke Song

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 7
Andre Kostelanetz * Christmas Chopsticks
Ed “Kookie” Burns * Yulesville

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 8
David Rose * Waltz of the Bubbles
The Williams Brothers * The Holiday Season

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 9
Ferrante & Teicher * Sleigh Ride * Christmas Party
Mel Blanc * The Hat I Got for Christmas Ees Too Beeg
Chadagg * I Love Christmas 10
Alex Templeton Collection * Music Box
Mindy Cohn and Nancy McKeon * We Need a Little Christmas

Chadagg * I Love Christmas 11
Raymond Scott * Siberian Sleighride


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Episode 89: Bear but a Touch of Mondo Diablo

Playlist

Scrooge at home-Bells
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Albert Finney * I Hate People
Scrooge Meets Marley
Richard Addinsell * A Christmas Carol (Suite) Part 1
The Alcoa Singers * Humbug
Nephew’s Speech
Richard Addinsell * A Christmas Carol (Suite) Part 2
Scrooge Soundtrack * December the 25th
At the Party
Richard Addinsell * A Christmas Carol (Suite) Part 3
The Alcoa Singers * Holly Ho
The Minister’s Cat
Richard Addinsell * A Christmas Carol (Suite) Part 4
Scrooge Soundtrack * I Like Life
My Time is Short
Richard Addinsell * A Christmas Carol (Suite) Part 5
Alcoa Singers * The Stingiest Man in Town
Scrooge Gets His
Richard Addinsell * A Christmas Carol (Suite) Part 6
Tiny Time * Beautiful Day
Scrooge Dead as a Coffin-Nail
Richard Addinsell * A Christmas Carol (Suite) Part 7
Alcoa Singers * Holly Ho (Reprise)
Lucifer’s Clark
Billy Vaughan * God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
Scrooge * Thank You Very Much
The Chains
Leroy Homes and his Orchestra * Snowfall
Alcoa Singers * Here We Come a-Wassailing
Begin Again
Ann Leaf * Parade of the Wooden Soldiers
Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians * Kentucky Wassail
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Episode 88: A Fesh-Pleasin' Puritan Thanksgiving

This podcast dedicated to the memory of Richard Baxter, Puritan.

"More information is available at The Richard Baxter Society. "

"So it is an evident truth, that most of the mischiefs that now infest or seize upon mankind throughout the earth, consists in, or are caused by the disorders and ill-governedness of families."

Playlist

Flesh 1
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The Andrews Sisters and Danny Kaye * Over the River and Through the Woods
Flesh 2
The Chicken Dance
Jackson 5 * Candy Girl
Flesh 3
Johnny Halliday * C’est Le Mashed Potatoes
MC Pee Pants * I Want Candy
Flesh 4
Baltimore Club Music * Pork Chops and Onion Gravy
Jerry Clowers * The Last Piece of Chicken
Flesh 5
Emission Jeneusse * Au Pays de Candy
Frankie Avalon * Gingerbread
Flesh 6
Al Bowly and his Orchestra * Ev’ry Day’s a Holiday
Johnny Cash * Look at Them Beans
Flesh 7
Harry McClinntock * Big Rock Candy Mountain
DeeDee Sharp * Mashed Potato
Flesh 8
The Temptations * Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
Omnikrom Feat. TTC * Danse La Poutine
Flesh 9
Chef * Love Gravy
The Junkyard Band * Sardines and Pork ‘n’ Beans
Flesh 10
Jerry Clowers * My Mama Made Biscuits
Barnes & Barnes * Fish Heads
Jim Gaffigan * Gravy and Cheese
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving * Theme Song
Rasputina * Gingerbread Coffin
Vincent Price * Roast Pork
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Fred Waring's The Meaning of Christmas

Yes, it's my first album sharity, and it's a doozy.

Fred Waring came up with a non-rock 'n' roll concept album for Christmas. (Psst: it is not a secular album, for all of you who come here for my atheistic snottiness, but it is a fantastic album.) There are undoubtedly many songs here that most of you have never heard. And that's something. The style is, if you aren't aware of Fred Waring's sound in the mid sixties, what they used to call Light Classical. Not "light classical" in the sense of digital music services today who think light classical means Handel and Mozart. Who are they, anyhow? Light Classical is Andre Kostelanetz. 101 Strings, before they tried to go psychedelic. Mantovani (mostly). Rich orchestration, traditional choral arrangements, and heavy on the fantasia. Want a short taste?

Link expired-check comments for info about how to buy album.
BTW, on this album, you get to hear ol' Fred himself, explaining what Christmas means. What a treat!

Playlist:

Christmas Magic
Holiday
A Musical Christmas Card
Christmas Tree
Mistletoe
Carol of the Bells
Snow, Snow, Beautiful Snow
The Sleigh
The Echo Carol
Kentucky Wassail
Medley: Toyland/March of the Toys/Toyland
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
'Twas the Night Before Christmas
The Song of Christmas

...and, for those of you who desire a pure musical, lying-on-the-carpet -in-front-of-the-Magnovox-Hi-Fi-console experience, with no fadeouts:

Side 1 ( the first twelve songs)

Fred Waring and his Pennsylvanians: The Meaning of Christmas zipfile on YouSendIt
(Go ahead and request a re-post if you missed it.)

PS: If anyone has this one before I can dig the cover out of storage, slip me the liner notes, if you can.

Episode 87: Fundies in Funkytown

Playlist

1.Anonymous, Count Down USA
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Charlie the Hamster * It’s Fun to Live for Jesus
2. Watchwoman, BBC Religion
Wilton Place Street Band * The I Love Lucy Theme
The Cathedral Quartet* This Ole House
3. dawson-39, IMDB
Joe Tripoli Jr. * The Hustle
The Big M * Lust Control
4. Fritz Springmeier, The 13 Illuminati Satanic Bloodlines
Sesame Street Fever * Rubber Duckie
2 By 2
5. SpiritualAntiseptic, Foru.ms
Larry Nored * She Works Hard for the Money
The Chinese Fighters * Hong Kong Lizzy
6. MJM, Amazon.com book review
Hot Blood * Soul Dracula
Baby Lulu
7. Unknown, Snopes.com
Steve Dahl * Do Y’a Think I’m Disco
Fisk University Jubilee Singers * Keep Inching Along
8. H-dog, Lapsus Calami
Ramapo Valley Chorus * Disco Medley
The Creation * I Know a Place
9. Sara Reda Vinci, www.helium.com
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Episode 86: 'Tis the Season...FOR DOOR-BUSTIN' SAVINGS!!!

Alka-Seltzer * Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz
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Six Flags Over Texas * The Sound of Fun Surrounds You Part 1
1966 Plymouth Barracuda
Admiral Radio Phonographs
Frito-Lay * The Frito Twist
Batman Merchandise
Anchor Hocking
American Standard * Look at this Tub
Pepsodent
Arid Deoderant
Six Flags Over Texas * The Sound of Fun Surrounds You Part 2
WHAT Radio * Sex Machine Club Spot
Carters Little Liver Pills
Avon * Coffee with Pat and Sunny Part 1
BOLD Detergent * The Most Beautiful Wash in the World
Colgate Shaving Cream
American Standard * My Bathroom
Tom Jones * Coca-Cola
Coney Island Penney Machine
Avon * Coffee with Pat and Sunny Part 2
Roy Drusky * Dacthal
Cream of Wheat
GE * The Answer
The WHO * Coca-Cola
Arthur Godfrey * Creamo Cigars
Jefferson Starbucks (Starbucks Corporate) * We Built This Starbucks
The WHO * Great Shakes
Ex-Lax
Mary Kaye Cosmetics * The New Recruits Go Marching In
The Box Tops * Coca Cola
Ironized Yeast
7-11 * Dance the Slurpie
5th Dimension * Coca-Cola
Jell-O Chocolate Pudding
Coyote McCloud and Clara Peller * Where’s The Beef?
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Episode 85: Arch Obler's "The Dark"

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Dark 1
Bing Crosby, Boris Karloff, Victor Moore * The Halloween Song
Dark 2
Gene Kardos and Orchestra * Zombie
Bart Lewis * Frankenstein
Dark 3
Glen Miller and Orchestra * Swingin’ at the Séance
The Castle Kings * You Can’t Get Him Frankenstein
Dark 4
Carlos Casal, Jr. * Don’t Meet Mr. Frankenstein
Charlie Barnett and Orchestra and Peggy Lee * Old Man Mose is Dead
Dark 5
Joe Liggins * Spook’s Holiday
Eddie Thomas * Frankenstein Rock
Dark 6
Skinnay Ennis and Orchestra * Strange Enchantment
Ivan * Frankie Frankenstein
Dark 7
Big Bob Kornegay * The House of Frankenstein
Glen Gray and Casa Loma Orchestra * The Goblin Band
Dark 8
Billy Ward and His Dominoes * The Bells
Count Lorry and the Biters * Frankenstein Stomp
Dark 9
Crystals * Frankenstein Twist
Tommy Dorsey and Orchestra * Haunted Heart
Dark 10
Hollywood Flames * Frankenstein’s Den
Tommy Dorsey Orchestra, featuring Gordon Polk * My Friend the Ghost

Dark 11
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Hey Democrats: Vote us out of THIS one, eh?

Find me a democrat who DIDN'T vote for this one, liberals, and maybe I won't think you're deluded:

House Passes Thought Crime Prevention Bill

The U.S. House of Representatives recently passed HR 1955 titled the Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007. This bill is one of the most blatant attacks against the Constitution yet and actually defines thought crimes as homegrown terrorism. If passed into law, it will also establish a commission and a Center of Excellence to study and defeat so called thought criminals. Unlike previous anti-terror legislation, this bill specifically targets the civilian population of the United States and uses vague language to define homegrown terrorism. Amazingly, 404 of our elected representatives from both the Democrat and Republican parties voted in favor of this bill. There is little doubt that this bill is specifically targeting the growing patriot community that is demanding the restoration of the Constitution.

`SEC. 899B. FINDINGS.

`The Congress finds the following:

`(1) The development and implementation of methods and processes that can be utilized to prevent violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence in the United States is critical to combating domestic terrorism.

`(2) The promotion of violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence exists in the United States and poses a threat to homeland security.

`(3) The Internet has aided in facilitating violent radicalization, ideologically based violence, and the homegrown terrorism process in the United States by providing access to broad and constant streams of terrorist-related propaganda to United States citizens.

`(4) While the United States must continue its vigilant efforts to combat international terrorism, it must also strengthen efforts to combat the threat posed by homegrown terrorists based and operating within the United States.

`(5) Understanding the motivational factors that lead to violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence is a vital step toward eradicating these threats in the United States.

`(6) The potential rise of self radicalized, unaffiliated terrorists domestically cannot be easily prevented through traditional Federal intelligence or law enforcement efforts, and requires the incorporation of State and local solutions.

`(7) Individuals prone to violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence span all races, ethnicities, and religious beliefs, and individuals should not be targeted based solely on race, ethnicity, or religion.

`(8) Any measure taken to prevent violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence and homegrown terrorism in the United States should not violate the constitutional rights, civil rights and civil liberties of United States citizens and lawful permanent residents.

`(9) Certain governments, including the United Kingdom, Canada, and Australia have significant experience with homegrown terrorism and the United States can benefit from lessons learned by those nations.

Hey liberals: can we riot yet?
(Just checking to see if anyone is listening.)

Episode 84: Exorcism of Bullshit

NSFW.

With thanks to Penn and Teller's Bullshit!

Exorcism Bullshit 1
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The Count of Monte Cristo and Congo Bey * Zombie Jamboree
Exorcism Bullshit 2
Lou Levy * Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Dinah Washington * My Man’s an Undertaker
Exorcist Bullshit 10
Marty Gold and his Orchestra * King of the Mountain
Danny Hutton * Monster Shindig
Exorcist Bullshit 3
Michel Legrand * Old Devil Moon
DeVol * Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Exorcist Bullshit 4
Lenny Dee * Satan Takes a Holiday
Ray Stevens * Laughing over My Grave
Exorcist Bullshit 5
Ralph Marterie and his Orchestra * Haunted Guitar
Jan August * The Naughty Ghost
Exorcist Bullshit 11
Billy Strange * Munsters Theme
Anton LaVey * Gloomy Sunday
Exorcist Bullshit 6
Billy May * Return of the Zombie
Napolean X Revue * He’s Going to Eat Me Up
Exorcist Bullshit 7
Sid Bass and his Orchestra * The House is Haunted
David Seville * Witch Doctor
Exorcist Bullshit 8
Nono Morales and his Orchestra * Mr Ghost Goes to Town
Cab Calloway and Orchestra * The Ghost of Smokey Joe
Exorcist Bullshit 9
The Phantom * Whispering
Nat “King” Cole * Ol’ Man Mose Ain’t Dead
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Episode 83: A Devilishly Christian Halloween

Crazy 1
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Betty Johnson with Charles Green’s Orchestra * The Little Blue Man
Crazy 2
Ralph Marterie, Marlboro Men * Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Chris Vrenna * Village of the Doomed
Groovy Horror Heads
E Everett Orchestra * Deserted Ballroom
Roy Clark * Spooky Movies
Crazy 3
M Manning The Ventures * Twilight Zone
You Can’t Ghoul Me
Crazy 4
The Charles Randolph Greane Sounde * Quentin’s Theme
Sharkey Todd and his Monsters * Horror Show
Rocky Horror Show clip
Earl Fuller’s Rector Novelty Orchestra * Graveyard Blues
Poem and Fite Song
Crazy 5
Prince’s Band * Spooky Spooks (Claypoole)
Don Cherry * Big Bad Wolf
Crazy 6
Russian Symphony Orchestra * Funeral March of the Marionettes
Bill Buchanan * The Night Before Halloween
Vincent Price * How to Cook Small Boys
Club Royal Orchestra * The Sneak!
Betty Hutton * He’s a Demon, He’s a Devil, He’s a Doll
Crazy 7
Dominic Frontiere * Outer Limits
Billy Holiday * Gloomy Sunday
Air * Ghost Song
Crazy 8
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Is it treason yet?

Won’t Back Down

By: Naomi Wolf

...a beefy, handsome civil servant, a government department head — probably a Republican — confides in a lowered voice that he is scared to sign the new ID requirement for all government employees, that exposes all his most personal information to the State — but he is scared not to sign it: `If I don’t, I lose my job, my house. It’s like the German National ID card,’ he said quietly.

Episode 82: The Devil is in the Details

Satan 1
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Glen Gray and Casa Loma Orchestra * The House is Haunted
Satan 2
Tommy Dorsey and Orchestra * Dry Bones
Rudy Vallee and his Connecticut Yankees * With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm
Charlie Brown * I Got a Rock
The Monotones * Zombi
The Playmates * The Thingamajig
Satan 3
Leopold Stokowski * Holsts’s Neptune the Mystic from the Planets
Ted Weems and his Orchestra * Mysterious Mose
Jack Chick Halloween Message
Vaughn Monroe * Riders in the Sky
Don Hinson and his Rigormorticians * That Little Old Graverobber Me
Satan 4
Les Baxter and the Mellowmen * Grim Grinning Ghostly Voodoo Dreams
Danny Elfman * This is Halloween
Satan 5
The Count * Transylvania Polka
Bjork * Gloomy Sunday
Satan 6
Bob Thompson and Mae West * Criswell Predicts
David Bowie * Please, Mr. Gravedigger
Satan 7
Jellyroll Morton * Dead Man Blues
Satan Loves Me
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Episode 81: Halloween 3:16

Carman 1
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Disney * Welcome
Monster Cereals
Robert Cobert * Eagle Hill Cemetery
Crispin Glover * Ben
Carman Halloween 2
Radio All-Star Novelty Orchestra * Mysterious Mose
Sharky Todd and His Monsters * Cool Ghoul
Bugs Bunny and Gossimer * Innnnteresting Monster
Frankie Stein and His Ghouls * Saturday Evening Ghost
Tom Gerun and Orchestra * The Boogy Man is Here
Carman Halloween 3
The Groovy Ghoulies * Frightening Frankie, Dangerous Drac and Weirdo Wolfie
Red Nichols and his Five Pennies * Bug-a-Boo
Colin Clive * It’s Alive!
Neil Norman and his Cosmic Orchestra * Twilight Zone
Don Redman and Orchestra * Got the Jitters
Carman Halloween 4
Rosemary Clooney * Come On-a My House
Dean Gitter * Skin and Bones
KISS Your Face Makeup
DSS Productions * Lurch’s Theme
Karen and Cubby * Trick or Treat
Carman Halloween 5
The Creatures * Mostly Ghostly
Henry Hall * Teddy Bears’ Picnic
Devoured
Edvin Marton * Gloomy Sunday
The Revels * Midnight Stroll
Carman Halloween 6
Vincent Price * How to See Ghosts or Surely Bring them to you
Ralph Marterie and his Marlboro Men * Alfred Hitchcock Presents
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Mondo Carve-Nival

Halloween History 1
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Reggae XX * Duppy Have Arrived
Halloween History 2
Lawrence Welk Orchestra * Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte
Angora Space Dream * Semtex
Halloween History 1a
Lawrence Welk * Mountain King
Prewar Yardsdale * Would Ed Wood
Halloween History 2a
Sammy Kaye * Theme from the Night Walker
Louis Prima and his Orchestra * Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
Halloween History 3
DSS Productions * Anxiety Tango
Matt Gonella and his Georgians * Skeleton in the Closet
Halloween History 3a
Carl Orff * O Fortuna
Mel Brooks * Puttin’ on the Ritz from Young Frankenstein
Halloween 4
Sid Peltyn and Orchestra * Hell’s Bells
Kay Starr * The Headless Horseman
Halloween 4a
DSS Productions * Gomez
France Gall * Frankenstein
Halloween 5
Enoch Light * Lullaby
The Modernaires * The Rockin’ Ghost
Halloween 5a
Rosengarden and Kraus * Satan Takes a Holiday
Pat, Your Sister-in-Law * Halloween Letter
Halloween History 6
Marty Manning and his Orchestra * Night on Bald Mountain
Mia Farrow * Lullaby
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Hallowe'en Episode 79: Here, Kitty, Kitty!

Plan 9 * Most Fantastic
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Here Kitty 1
Spike Jones * My Old Flame
Here Kitty 2
Saint Saens * Dans Macabre
Claudine Longet * Lullaby from Rosemary’s Baby
Here Kitty 3
DSS Productions * The Addams House
Robert Cobert * I, Barnabas
Here Kitty 4
Robert Cobert * Dark Shadows Theme Collinwood
New Mayfair Dance Orchestra * The Haunted House
Here Kitty 5
Frankie Trumbauer Orchestra * Shivery Stomp
Allan Sherman * My Son, The Vampire
Here Kitty 6
Frankie Stein and his Ghouls * Swinging Head
Witches Brew
Plan 9 * Modern Women
Mussorgsky * Night on Bare Mountain
Reszo Seres * Gloomy Sunday
Here Kitty 7
Harvey Averne * Lullaby from Rosemary’s Baby
Buddy Morrow and his Orchestra * The Raven
Here Kitty 8
Spade Cooley * Devil’s Dream
The Modernaires * Rockin’ Ghost
Here Kitty 9/10
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Master List of all Mondo Diablo Shows

List of all Mondo Diablo podcast links (a work in progress).

The first 100 shows are available by request. Email alleee@hellboundalleee.com.


Episode 101: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 1
Episode 102: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 2
Episode 103: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 3
Episode 104: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 4
Episode 105: The Secret Life of L. Ron Hubbard, Part 5
Episode 106: White Babies
Episode 107: Best. Call. EVAR!
Episode 108: Cartoons are Satanic?
Episode 109: Cartoons are Satanic? Part 2
Episode 110: THE END IS NIGH
Episode 111: Similia Similibus Curantur, or, Like Cures Like
Episode 112: OMG! It's FUTURESHOCK! Part 1
Episode 113: OMG! It's FUTURESHOCK! Part 2
Episode 114: OMG! It's FUTURESHOCK! Part 3
Episode 115: Perversion/Pleasure for Profit
Episode 116: A Far-Out Trip
Episode 117: Hey, Folks! It's Intermission Time!
Episode 118: You Dirty French Frog!
Episode 119: Fundies are Frightening
Episode 120: Skeptoid Presents: Fast-Food Phobia
Episode 121: Batshit Christianity
Episode 122: NRA: A Legacy of Conservation
Episode 123: Freedom is not Anti-Social Part One: Morality
Episode 124: Freedom is not Anti-Social Part Two: The Moral Argument
Episode 125: The Circle of the Crystal Children, an audio collage
Episode 126: The Riddle of the Hack Mystery Writer: The Story of Harry Stephen Keeler
Episode 127: Customers are Frikken Stupid
Episode 128: How to Good-bye Depression (if you constrict anus 100 times everyday)
Episode 129: Latter-Day Suckers
Episode 130: Shatner on Shatner: Get a Life!
Episode 131: The Interesting Life of Steve Sutton
Episode 132: The FABulous Steven L Anderson
Episode 133: The Most Unwanted Music: Dave Soldier and Komar & Melamid
Episode 134: 134: The Truth Wins Out: Ex Gay Crapola
Episode 135: Those Fuckin’ Fundies
Episode 136: The House of Yahweh, or Damn, Texas, You So Crazay
Episode 137: Female Trouble (1974), a Tribute
Episode 138: Charles Bukowski’s Poems and Insults
Episode 139: The God Delusion-A Taste
Episode 140: Jesus’ Vagina
Episode 141: John Todd, the Illuminati, and Star Wars
Episode 142: George Carlin: Asshole, Jerkoff, or Scumbag?
Episode 143: Dmitri, the LOVAR
Episode 144: The Marriage Bed
Episode 145: Mondo Ranto
Episode 146: The Happy Painter
Episode 147: Kermit Schaffer's Pardon My Blooper
Episode 148: S.A.V.E.D.: Stupid Assholes Violate Ecclesiastical Decree
Episode 149: More Dumb Christians
Episode 150: Sex and the Single Victorian
Episode 151: Our Man Stagg
Episode 152: I Am Not a Terrorist
Episode 153: The Psychedelic Christian: John Rydgren
Episode 154: The Most Righteous Man
Episode 155: Ingersoll on Jesus, Jack Benny on Isaac Hayes
Episode 156: The Outsider
Episode 157: Get Your War On
Episode 158: The Noah's Ark Horror
Episode 159: Boo!
Episode 160: Dark Dungeons
Episode 161: Alleee's Halloween Special
Episode 162: Bride of Satan
Episode 163: Pre-Season Shopping Bonanza
Episode 164: Something Weird Video
Episode 165: The World of Karl Pilkington
Episode 166: You Don't Know Squat About Thanksgiving, But I Do.
Episode 167: A Mondo "Magic" Christmas
Episode 168: A Blessed Christmas...Brian Blessed, That Is
Episode 169: Christmas Memories
Episode 170: A Well-Meaning, Canadian Christmas
Episode 171: Miam, Miam, C’est Noël!
Episode 172: The Yule Cats
Episode 173: The Reason for the Cheese, Son!
Episode 174: The Six Million Dollar Man's Kris Kringle Kaper
Episode 175: Krampus Kristmas 2008!
Episode 176: Fundies are Filthy
Episode 177: Religion Part 1
Episode 178: Praise Bob!
Episode 179: Big Brother Bob is Watching You
Episode 180: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 1
Episode 181: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 2
Episode 182: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 3
Episode 183: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 4
Episode 184: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 5
Episode 185: Kickin' God to da Kurb Part 6
Episode 186: Dr Hal's Birds and Bees
Episode 187: They Really Believe This Stuff
Episode 188: Psi-Kick
Episode 189: Marked For Death!
Episode 190: Self-Help
Episode 191: Fundies are Fan-Friggin' Tastic
Episode 192: Magical Questions, Real Answers
Episode 193: Ajay Will Not Be Swayed
Episode 194: Carl Sagan on the Distinction Between True and False Visions
Episode 195: Keeping the Faith
Episode 196: Crackpots are Like That
Episode 197: Episode 197: Carl Sagan on Natural and Artificial Selection
Episode 198: Episode 198: Self-Hypnosis with Gil Boyne
Episode 199: Episode 199: The Road to Xenu Part 1
Episode 200: Episode 200: Road to Xenu Part 2
Episode 201: Episode 201: Carradine
Episode 202: Episode 202: Puritan Vowells
Episode 203: God is Gonna Get You! Christian Love on YouTube
Episode 204: Meat is Life
Episode 205: Alcohol is Dynamite
Episode 206: Shep’s Bulldada
Episode 207: How to be a No-Good, Dirty, Rotten, Child-Abuser, with James Dobson
Episode 208: Step Right Up!
Episode 209: What YOU Lookin’ At?
Episode 210: A Kool Kristian Kids Koncert
Episode 211: Meditations on Self-Awareness with Rev. Antonio Agpaoa
Episode 212: Go and Sin No More
Episode 213: The Room is in da House
Episode 214: Our Heavenly Father’s Plan
Episode 215: Christian Pirates Rape Red Riding-Hood
Episode 216: Betty and Barney and Carl
Episode 217: The Blood Countess Part 1
Episode 218: The Blood Countess Part 2
Episode 219: Gloomy Sunday and; Is THIS the real Erzsébet Báthory?
Episode 220: You Can’t Torquemada ANYTHING.
Episode 221: Tepes in a Teapot
Episode 222: DJ Steinski Presents Not A Cloud Upon The Name Of The Lord
Episode 223: The Cruel Slackmaster
Episode 224: Racism and Male Quartets for Breakfast
Episode 225: Cooking Thanksgiving
Episode 226: A Christmas Tale Well-Calculated to Keep You in Suspense
Episode 227: Christmas Bonus
Episode 228: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Episode 229: The Christmas Star…Wars Holiday Special
Episode 230: Joe Santa Claus
Episode 231: A Very Edgar Christmas
Episode 232: Davey and Goliath’s Christmas Spirit–The Most Collosal Episode Yet!
Episode 233: Theatre of the Slightly Sinister; with your host G.E. Marshall
Episode 234: Landmark Forum for Dummies
Episode 235: Predictions for the Amazing Year 2010
Episode 236: Never Trust a German!
Episode 237: I Want My Money Back
Episode 238: Stang on Satanism
Episode 239: Cinema de Merde: Gay Cinematic Panic
Episode 240: Developing a Wonderful Personality with Dr. Joseph Murphy
Episode 241: British Children Say Hilarious Things.
Episode 242: Culturequake!
Episode 243: Fundies FAIL
Episode 244: Decalogue (NSFW)
Episode 245: 245 LSD? AOK!
Episode 246: Francois Tremblay Presents How to Fire People
Episode 247: Germaine Greer on Rape: Hilarity Ensues
Episode 248: SubGenius Mutantus Creation Myth with Sacred Scribe, Reverend Ivan Stang
Episode 249: Reddy Record, who Likes to Play with You, vs Everyone
Episode 250: Tomorrow Radio (Double Episode)
Episode 251: Ohhhhhh, You Laugh Now…But You Dead Later
Episode 252: Aw, Hell. Part 1
Episode 253: Aw, Hell. Part 2
Episode 254: Drugs
Episode 255: God is a Killer!
Episode 256: Boys Can’t Make Their Own Sandwiches. I Know Because I Saw it on TV.
Episode 257: Believe it or Not, or Kill Me
Episode 258: I Have Three Heads
Episode 259: The Wizard of Con
Episode 260: Awkward Questions: Outnumbered
Episode 261: Let Pat Collins Turn You On
Episode 262: God is a Killer!
Episode 263: WOW! We’re the Top of the Pops Where the Hits Don’t Stop…s
Episode 264: A Fundie Fracas!
Episode 265: Doctore Legume presents The Death Cult that Controls American Minds: Don’t Be Lured!
Episode 266: A Manson Family Jamboree
Episode 267: Satan: The Lesser of Two Evils
Episode 268: Weaponizing Mozart
Episode 269: Bacchanalia Part I: The Last and Least
Episode 270: Bacchanalia Part II: The Soused Period
Episode 271: Bacchanalia Part III: Oedipus Tex
Episode 272: Bacchanalia Part IV: The Death of Some Guy
Episode 273: The Earth; She is Unmoved

Re-Up: Mondo Diablo Episode 1

My host site is full, unfortunately, so I'm going to have to put some older files up on free host sites. The first is Mondo Diablo Episode 1.

Here's the re-up, retro-style:

Mondo Diablo is a new project from the world of Hellbound Alleee. This time I put together a mostly music podcast, designed to fill the gap left by the hellbound alleee station on Live 365.

You can hear my first episode here!

78: The Ranting of Francis E Dec

Mondo 78
The Ranting of Francis E Dec

FEDEC 1
Alleee 1
Charlie Farquharson * Yer Garden of Eatin’
FEDEC 2
Synthesizers Unlimited * March of the Elastic Band
Body is for Christ
Natacha Snitkine * Jeu du Telephone (Music to Watch Girls by)
FEDEC 3
Os Velhinhos Transviados * Meglio Stasera (It Had Better be Tonight)
The Addicts * Without God, I Would be Nothing
FEDEC 4
Don Reed and his Orchestra Featuring the Voice of Love * Nature Boy
Bedwetting Tape 1
Rodney Allen Rippy * Never Thought I Could be a Star
FEDEC 5
Brandenburg Big Band * Alla Turka, Mozart
Berliner Arbeiter (East Berlin Workers) * Stalin, Freun, Genosse (Stalin, Friend, Comrade)
FEDEC 6
Hector Pellot and his Aces of Ritmo * Auto Horn Mambo
Melba Jackson * Someone’s not Playing with a Full Deck
Father Abraham and the Smurfs * Smurfing Beer
FEDEC 7
Billy Boyd * Duck Walk
Frankie Yankovic * In Heaven There is no Beer
FEDEC 8
Enoch Light * La Bostella
Evry Day
FEDEC 9
Link Wray * Oddball
Sammy Davis Jr. * Mary Tyler Moore Theme
FEDEC 10
Panflute Stayin’ Alive
Roy Armand * Diseased Animal
The Supersonicos * Killin’ an Arab
FEDEC 11
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77: What if (everything that exists) is all there is?!? Christian Nihilism

Questions are from Christian Answers Dot Net.

Question 1: "If all of life is meaningless, and ultimately absurd , why bother to march straight forward, why stand in the queue as though life as a whole makes sense?" —Francis Schaeffer, The God Who Is There
Alleee 1
Merritt Brunies * Masculine Women, Feminine Men
Question 2: If everyone completely passes out of existence when they die, what ultimate meaning has life? Even if a man's life is important because of his influence on others or by his effect on the course of history, of what ultimate significance is that if there is no immortality and all other lives, events, and even history itself is ultimately meaningless?
The Corporation * ya ta TA ya ta , ya ta TA TA TA
Bing Crosby * It’s All in the Game
Question 3: Suppose the universe had never existed. Apart form God, what ultimate difference would that make?
Tommy Miles * Born Free
The Carey-Garfin Four * The Three Bears
Question 4: In a universe without God or immortality, how is mankind ultimately different from a swarm of mosquitoes or a barnyard of pigs?
Les Star Twisters * Peppermint Twist
The Pixies with Thurl Ravenscroft * Kitty Cats on Parade
Question 5: What viable basis exists for justice or law if man is nothing but a sophisticated, programmed machine?
Speed Racer Music
The Two Petes * It’s Only Make-Believe
Question 6: Why does research, discovery, diplomacy, art, music, sacrifice, compassion, feelings of love, or affectionate and caring relationships mean anything if it all ultimately comes to naught anyway?
The Corporation * When I Take My Sugar to Tea
Johnny Legend * The Legend of Alferd E Packer
Question 7: Without absolute morals, what ultimate difference is there between Saddam Hussein and Billy Graham?

Vince Guaraldi * Red Baron
Mia Marianne and Per Filip * Where the Roses Never Fade
Question 8: If there is no immortality, why shouldn't all things be permitted?(Dostoyevsky)
Ferrante & Teicher * Alfie
Gene Pitney * She’s a Rebel
Question 9: If morality is only a relative social construct, on what basis could or should anyone ever move to interfere with cultures that practice apartheid, female circumcision, cannibalism, or ethnic cleansing?
David Whitaker * Strip Poker at Caesar’s
Mayf Nutter * Lord, I Love Mashed Potatoes
Question 10: If there is no God, on what basis is there any meaning or hope for fairness, comfort, or better times?
Rolf Harris * Chinatown
The Executives * Please Don’t Give My Daddy No More Wine
Question 11: Without a personal Creator-God, how are you anything other than the coincidental, purposeless miscarriage of nature, spinning round and round on a lonely planet in the blackness of space for just a little while before you and all memory of your futile, pointless, meaningless life finally blinks out forever in the endless darkness?
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Ultimately, how can clicking here to download the file have any meaning?

Ultimately, here are better answers to those same questions.

David Bowie and Trent Reznor: I'm Afraid of Americans

76: The Wonders of the 20th Century

Inspired by Paleo-Future.


LHJ1
Alleee 1
Dr. BLT * Try to Remember (September 11)
LHJ2 Utilities
Lenny Dee * 1900 Yesterday
Jorge Torrens * King of the Road
LHJ3 Cellphones
Gene Rain * Bangcock Cockfight
Aren Steinbrecher * Taliban on the Run
………………………………………….
LHJ4 Health
Connie Boermans * Rue aux Fleurs
The Fifth Dimension * Coke Commercial
LHJ5 Electricity
Roy Harte and Milt Holland * That Old Devil Moon
David Laurence * Unborn Baby of Tower One
………………………………………………
LHJ6 Email
Myron Floren * Alexander’s Ragtime Band
Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams * Our Yearbook
LHJ7 Food
Enoch Light and his Light Brigade * The Sheik Cha-Cha-Cha
Thurl Ravenscroft * I Ain’t Afraid
LHJ8 Language
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Carlos Piper Orquestra * Pink Panther Theme
Ancient Chinese Secret
LHJ9 Photo
Carl Stevens * Skokkian
Rollie Willis and the Contenders * Whenever I Get Lonely
LHJ10 Population
The Bran Flakes * Squishing Sniffy Artists Busted
LHJ 11 Stereos
Erroll Garner * Autumn Leaves

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Real Christians: marryourdaughter.com

Ashlee, age 15
Bride Price: $37,500
Ashlee is into sports, clothes, jewelry and current pop music. She is a typical teenage girl except that she is impatient to get on with her life, which she sees as having a husband and raising kids. She tells us none of the boys her own age are interesting to her because they “are still little kids” and she is looking for an adult to start a life with.

Kristin, age 16
Bride Price: $49,995
Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.

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Those who wish to list their Daughters with our site should click on SIGN UP OUR DAUGHTER on our main page for a form to fill out.

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"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.

Marry Our Daughter: what do you think? A joke? Not?

Edit: I guess joke.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;" Except When they Feel Like it

Can I hear an atheist outcry against this?

Prisons Purging Books on Faith From Libraries

Behind the walls of federal prisons nationwide, chaplains have been quietly carrying out a systematic purge of religious books and materials that were once available to prisoners in chapel libraries.

The chaplains were directed by the Bureau of Prisons to clear the shelves of any books, tapes, CDs and videos that are not on a list of approved resources. In some prisons, the chaplains have recently dismantled libraries that had thousands of texts collected over decades, bought by the prisons, or donated by churches and religious groups.

...

“Government does have a legitimate interest to screen out things that tend to incite violence in prisons,” Mr. Laycock said. “But once they say, ‘We’re going to pick 150 good books for your religion, and that’s all you get,’ the criteria has become more than just inciting violence. They’re picking out what is accessible religious teaching for prisoners, and the government can’t do that without a compelling justification. Here the justification is, the government is too busy to look at all the books, so they’re going to make their own preferred list to save a little time, a little money.”

Chilling. Is anyone keeping a list of what we've lost over the last six years?

Episode 75: Nastiology Now!

Mr Rogers
Dr. Dianne * Nastiology Now! 1
Alleee 1
Debbie Reynolds and Carleton Carpenter * Abba Dabba Honeymoon
Nastiology 2
Russ Garcia * Sophisticated Lady
The Don Reynolds Orchestra * Abracadabra * Nuptials in New Jersey!
Nastiology 3
Speed Racer Theme
Andrews Sisters * Give Me Some Skin, My Friend
Nastiology 4
Kenyon Hopkins * Lonely Girl
Popeye * Billy Murray with Al Dollar and his Ten Cent Band
Nastiology 4
Optiganally Yours * Spanish Flea
Ersle Standridge * Satan’s Call to Khruschev
Nastiology 5
Isao Tomita and Claude Debussy * Claire de Lune
John Paul Joans * The Man From Nazareth
Nastiology 6
The Delmore Brothers * Scatterbrain Mama
Josephone XVIII * Down on the Funny Farm (Oy Vey)
Nastiology 7
The Nursery Brass * Frere Jacques
Mr Rogers * I’m Going to Marry Mom
Nastiology 8
Sue Lyons * Lolita Ya Ya
Shepherd Sisters * I’ve Got a Secret
Nastiology 9
Al Caiola * I Got it Bad
MC Hawking * Rock with your Hawk Out
Nastiology 10
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Episode 74: School Days

Your First Day at High School 1
Alleee 1
The Runaways * School Days
High School 2
Triton Junior High Band * Beat It
Valley High School * Shining Star
High School 3
Valley Junior High Viking Band * The Muppet Show Theme
The Tapiola Secondary School Chorus * Royal Viking Star Waltz
High School 4
Central High School Cafeteria Band * First Rhapsody
Lebenon Junior High Chorus * Theme From Cheers
High School 5
Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band * Roundabout
Winthrop Elementary School * One Tin Soldier (Theme From “Billy Jack”)
High School 6
John C Fremont Elementary School * Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head
Dondero High School * Livin’ Thing
High School 7
San Joaquin School District * Popeye the Sailor Man
Teen Challenge Choir * My Psychiatrist
high School 8
Litchfield Minnesota High School Band * Mr Roboto
Alva T Stanforth Junior High School Choir Dance Band * Chinatown
High School 9
Litchfield Minnesota High School Band * You Shook Me All Night Long
Castle Park High School Band and Chorus * Hotel California
High School 10
Valley High School * Dance to the Music
Springville Middle School Choir * Commercials
High School 11
Greerte Grote School Groep 8 * Dreamer
Dondero High School * Fox on the Run
High School 12
Chuck Berry * School Days
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Episode 73: Olbaid Odnom

1 Theory
Alleee 1
Gerry Bribosia * Little Altar Boy
2. Library
The George Garabedian Players and the Awful Trumpet of Harry Arms * Hooray for Hollywood
Playhour Records * Brainpower
3.Credence
Peter Nero * Spanish Flea
Manuela * Schuld War nur der Bossa Nova
4. Sostubborn
The New Classic Singers * Tijuana Taxicab
Playhour records * What’ll I Wear Today
5. Children
The Frivolous Five * Whipped Cream
Oliver Onions * Miss Robot
6. Daddy Loves Mum
The Mexicali Brass * Mexico a Go-Go
Peppermint Harris * I Got Loaded
7. Reverse Speech Training
Dali Caldis Tijuana Brass * Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White
Sarah Vauhn * Bye-Bye
8. Neil Armstrong
JFK
Al Tijuana and his Jewish Brass * It’s Not Unusual
Kyu Sakamoto * Sukiyaki
9. Spying
Scott Petersen
The George Garabedian Players * Third Man Theme
Telly Savalas * Who Loves Ya, Baby
10.Hardware
The Modernaires * Alley Cat
The Beach Boys * Vegetables
11. Skeptic’s Dictionary

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Resources

• Reverse Speech-Skeptic’s Dictionary
• The Demon-Haunted Sentence
• A Skeptical Analysis of Reverse Speech
• REVERSE SPEECH
• by John Shirley

Ereh Daolnwod

The Un-American Atheist

I just watched CBS Sunday Morning's 10-minute segment on the "Growing Atheist Movement," or something like that. It was fine. They spent a long time with Julia Sweeney, whom I love. They also dragged out some nobody theologian who pulled Stalin out of his ass, of course.

I was imagining what I would say, if they had talked to me, when I heard the phrase "un-American," by Ellen Johnson. "People believe atheists are un-American," she said, implying that they are not. Then it was uttered by the theologian, then, by the interviewer.

Of all the discussion of what an atheist is, and what the evidence for God means, nobody bothered to challenge that phrase. I would have tried. Of course, they would have cut it. That's not the discussion.

Like hell it's not. Why did they leave in the Stalin reference, if it isn't?

Well, I AM un-American. The problem with this cultural war isn't who believes in God, and who doesn't, it's the belief, by both sides, in this concept of "un-American." The belief in "American." The lack of investigation, the lack of the demand for evidence for this extraordinary claim, with so many extraordinary implications.

"Un-American" is thrown out as a weapon against the Other by conservatives and liberals, by Christians and Jews alike. My challenge is to define that word and its corollary, to shine the light of reason on it, and expose it for what it is. Violence. A war-cry.

And so is its corollary.

72: Aunt Bertha Presents: Sorry is as Sorry Does

Mondo 72
Aunt Bertha Presents: Sorry is as Sorry Does
Sorry 1
Alleee 1
The DeZurick (Cackle) Sisters * Li’l Liza Jane
Sorry 2
Mike Sammes * Surrey with the Fringe on Top
James Last * Giant Man
Sorry 3
Paul Mauriat * Dansez Maitenant
Cab Calloway * Zah Zuh Zaz
Sorry 4
Floyd Cramer * Rhythm of the Rain
Connie Francis * Robot Man
Sorry 5
Stef Meeder Grand Hammond Medley * A Taste of Honey
Simon * Cowboy Sunset
Sorry 6
Bob Thompson & Felix Slatkin * Happy Hobo
Dondero High School * It’s a Livin’ Thing
Sorry 7
Hollyridge Strings * Sukiyaki
Frank Sinatra * Mrs. Robinson
Sorry 8
The Bran Flakes * Kitty Takes a Ride
Dear Readers and Francois Tremblay * Harry Potter Remix
Sorry 9
Juliane Werding * Niemand hat Zeit
Match Game 77
Sorry 10
R2D2/C3PO Disco
Sorry 11

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Mondo 71: Ronald Goes Down South

Mondo 71
R McDonald visits the USA part 2: the south (mostly)
Ronald goes to Arkansas
Alleee 1
Edith Massey * Big Girls Don’t Cry
Ronald goes to Maryland
Chocolate Dandies * Birmingham Breakdown
Cackle Sisters * Peach Pickin’ Time in Georgia
Ronald Goes to Georgia
Hoagy Carmichael * Georgia on My Mind
Stars of the Bars * A Little Boy’s Prayer
Ronald Goes to Tennessee
Bo Carter * Please Warm my Weiner
Loretta Lynn * Don’t Come Home a Drinkin’
Ronald goes to Kentucky
Roy Smeck * Limehouse Blues
Robert Johnson * Hellhound on my Trail
Ronald Goes to Mississippi
Chocolate Dandies * Stardust
Chubby Checker * He Died
Ronald goes to South Carolina
Washboard Rhythm Kings * Sloppy Drunk Blues
Pete Fountain and WC Handy * St Louis Blues
Ronald Goes to Missouri
Hoagy Carmichael * Lazybones
Louis Prima * Mr Ghost Goes to Town
Ronald Goes to New Orleans
Washboard Sam and his Washboard Band * Block and Tackle
Nat King Cole * Ol’ Man Mose Ain’t Dead
Ronald Goes to Alabama
Amos Milburn * One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer
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Episode 70 Fundamentals of Fundamentalism

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM * No Gravity
Alleee 1
Michel Legrand * Theme from Thomas Crown Affair (Windmills of your Mind)
Trinidad and Tobago, CARM * Born Christian
Bob Thompson * Texaco Commercial
Death by Chocolate * Bubbles
awesomestnerd, SmashBoards * No Outside Source
Link Wray * Fatback
Mel Torme * Pepsi is for Swingers
AV1611VET, Christian Forums * KJV 1611
Moog Cookbook * Ziggy Stardust
Eilert Pilarm * Hound Dog
LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums * Functioning Brain
Perez Prado * Tico Tico
Kinky Friedman * They Ain’t Makin’ Jews like Jesus Anymore
Dr. Jack Hyles, Jesus Is Lord * Child Abuse for the Lord
Perrey & Kinsley * Electronic Can-Can
Kokessies * Take a Walk on the Earth
DesertFox, Free Conservatives * Rommel is a Redneck
Staccatos * Topaz
Les Paul & Mary Ford * The World is Waiting for the Sunrise
Daniel Joseph Min, alt.atheism * Good Dead Atheist
Tito Puente * Mambo Caliente
The Musical Harts * Let’s Go Forward
Gods soldier, Myspace * LOL
Tom Adams * Popcorn
PP Arnold * Everything’s Gonna Be Alright
JohnR7, Christian Forums * Ignorance is Evidence
Isao Tomita * Tarantella * Cosmos Soundtrack
Richard Brautigan * Here are the Sounds of my Life in San Francisco
K', Myspace * Thar Ye Go!
Walter Carlos * Two-Part Invention in D
Sons of the Pioneers * Old Man Atom
Warren Baker Orchestra * 77 Sunset Strip Cha-Cha
Wesley Willis Fiasco * Jesus is the Answer

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Teh Vestijal organz iz form SATIN!

Mondo 69: Heidi Pocketbook Doll's Adventures in Fairyland

Mondo 68: Heidi in Fairyland

Heidi, the Pocketbook Doll * Heidi 1
Alleee 1
Princess Sparklepony's Adioblogging
Bing Crosby * Little Green Apples
Heidi 2
The Metro Strings * Travel
Die Crazy Girls * Walk, Don’t Run
Heidi 3
Sexteto Electronico Moderno * Comin’ Home Baby
Tony Selby * Canada
Heidi 4
Patrick Gleeson * Ben Kenobi’s Theme
The Musical Harts * Feed Me Jesus
Heidi 5
Bob Cobert * To Tell the Truth
The Great Body Shop * No Drugs, No Way
Heidi 6
Mel Taylor and the Magics * Skokkian
Herve Villachaize * Why do People Have to Fight
Heidi 7
Enoch Light * The Jerk
Simon * I Can’t Stop Loving You
Heidi 8
Sexteto Electronico Moderno * Je T’Aime, Moi Non Plus
Dara Puspita * A Go-Go
Heidi 9
The Mark Kramer Trio * Hedwig’s Theme
Louis Gentile * Poor Hamster
Heidi 10
Ivor Slaney * Highlight
Alleee 2

Close your eyes real tight, and wish upon a star!

The Government Cannot "Give" Rights

The Enchanted Pot: Something Weird on You Tube

Mondo Diablo 68: The Secret Life of Plants

Mondo 68: The Secret Life of Plants

Molly Roth * Plant Talk 1
Alleee 1
Ken Wallace * When God Dipped His Pen of Love
Plant Talk 2
Isao Tomita and Claude Debussy * Arabesque Number One
Anson (Potsy) Williams * Deeply
Plant Talk 3
Tommy Miles * Walk Through a Black Forest
Coca Cola Corporation * Look to the Leader
Plant Talk 4
The Bordens * Theme from Star Wars
Bill Cosby * Sunny
Plant Talk 5
Tommy Miles * Mame
Dave Naughton * I’m a Pepper
Plant Talk 6
John Keating Inc. * Where You Lead
Buddy Ebsen * Your Cheatin’ Heart
Plant Talk 7
Diane
Wally “Underdog” Cox * There is a Tavern in the Town
Plant Talk 8
Enoch Light * Easy, Baby, Go Easy Baby
Cassius Clay * Stand By Me
Plant Talk 9
Russ Garcia * Music City
Corey Feldman * Former Child Actor
Plant Talk 10
Maynard Ferguson * Spinning Wheel
Corky Burke * Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious
Plant Talk 11
Don Lee Ellis * Stella By Starlight
David Hasselhoff * Pingu Dance
Plant Talk Fine
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I LIKE HAM! I TALKED TO HAM! The Special Times Report on the Creationist Museum

“You said the dinosaurs wouldn’t eat Adam and Eve…”

“Right,” slipped in Ham.

“Whyyyyy?” I pleaded. “Why not? Why not?”

“In the garden,” Ham said, looking over me into the filtering crowd, “you know, the Bible tells us in the garden before sin, in fact in the world before sin, all animals were vegetarian and so was Adam and Eve, and even though they have sharp teeth…”

“Why they have sharp teeth?” I interjected in my slow droning falsetto.

If there were a heaven, it would be for her

You were real. Thank You.

Why I Don't Care for Separation of Church and State

It sounds crazy at first. Why, no atheist would want to be ruled by a basically fascistic worldview, where all people are deemed to be evil at their core, and the ending of the human race is seen as the greatest event to ever happen.

I don't like religion, either.

I am a market anarchist. Why, then, would I care which class kidnaps, steals from, and kills its citizens, with no recourse?

The State : It claims to have given us rights which are natural states to begin with. It deems murder to be lawful/moral when it sees fit. It is a monopoly, and we have no choice in the matter.

The Church: It claims God gives us rules which don't exist naturally. It deems murder to be moral when God sees fit. It is NOT a monopoly, and we have every choice whether to follow it, unless it becomes the state.

The wall of separation is guarded fiercely by those who love the law, the constitution, and America. I see none of these as legitimate, so it is not my place to guard this. Those who fight for the wall see the chance of the Church becoming the state as a frightening thing: think of the way it will intrude on us and our private lives! Unfortunately, wall builders, these horrors are already true. We have no choice but to live in a world where our reality is re-defined, and our lives, our values, and our virtues are ruled by fear, violence, and guns. No words on a piece of parchment paper, no matter how distinguished its writer, can keep that out of our homes.

Episode 67: 50 Nifty United States

Mondo 67: 50 Nifty United States Part One

McDonalds * Ronald McDonald Visits America Introduction
Alleee 1
Jacques Perrey * The Savers
50 Nifty United States
McDonalds * Ronald visits the White House
Arthur Lyman * Babalik Ka Rin * Taboo
Love is a Heart-On * Column of Flowing Honey
McDonalds * Ronald visits Vermont
Jimmy Smith * Blues in the Night
B2 * Crazy Girl
McDonalds * Ronald visits New Hampshire
Rosemary Bailey * Feel Like Making Love
Esrecnoc * Bee Charmer
McDonalds * Ronald visits Rhode Island
Brandenburg Big Band * Beat at the Philharmonic
Gabby Pahinui * My Little Grass Shack
McDonalds * Ronald goes to New York (city)
Jacques Perrey * E.V.A
Avenue Q * The Internet is for Porn
McDonalds * Ronald goes to Maine
Master Cylinder * Oh Baby, More Popcorn
Kidz Bop * Take Me Out
McDonalds * Ronald visits Connecticut
Whitten Junior High * Star Wars Theme
Max Raab and his Palast Orchestre * Oops I Did it Again
McDonalds * Ronald goes to Pennsylvania
The Vaselines * Jesus Wants me for a Sunbeam
The Voice of Freedom * I Want a World
McDonalds * Ronald hits Jersey
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ATTN MORONS: Christmas Trees are SECULAR Symbols, NOT RELIGIOUS ONES

War on the War on Xmas starts early

Christmas trees come down at Sea-Tac, controversy rises
Some want airport decorations put back up.

Amid the growing controversy over the Port of Seattle's decision to remove Christmas trees from the airport, many agree on one thing: Packing away the trees could have been an overreaction.

The port's staff took down the trees Thursday after commissioners learned a lawsuit could be filed the next day if they didn't allow an 8-foot menorah to be displayed beside the largest of 15 Christmas trees throughout the airport.

How many times do I have to tell you people? Sheesh. Xmas trees, forbidden in the bible, pagan symbols at the start, were never really religious symbols, but were rather used as the rest of the festivities have always been used: for FUN. Jews use them. Atheists use them. Lapsed Catholics use them. Cut the crap, and stop being weenies. Put up trees. Hell, put 'em up year-round. But that would be acknowledging REALITY, and we can't have that!

Do you guys really still believe in the state, municipalities, etc etc? Please stop believing in two or more different realities. Because that means you're irrational, or crazy. I don't want to believe it.

Episode 66: Mondo Tabarnack! A Visit to La Belle Provence

Alleee * La Chasse-Galerie
La Bottine Souriante * La Tucque
Alleee 1
Bowser & Blue * You should speak French
Molsen Brewery * I am a Canadian!
La Danse A St-Dilon
Malajube * Montreal –40 C
Jean-Michel Anctil * I am NOT a Canadian!
Montreal Canadiens * Goal Theme Remix
Les Beatlettes * Reste Encore
Buddy Wassisname * I am a Newfoundlander
Benabar * Une Petite Turlette
Robert Charlebois * Je Reviendrai a Montreal
William Shatner * I am Canadian
Guy LaFleur * Scoring
Elvis Gratton * Un Canadien Francais Québécois
Elvis Gratton vs Brittany Spears
Crampe en Masse * Tim Horton
Bowser & Blue * Driving in Québéc
La Revoution Francaise * Québécois
Francois Perusse * Go Habs Go
Bowser & Blue * An Anglophone in Quebec
La Bolduc * J’ai un Bouton sur la Langue
Tony Roman * Doo Wah Diddy Diddy
Elvis Gratton * Agasse Pissette
Les Cowboys Fringants * Lettre a Lévesque
Omnikrom Feat * Dans La Poutine
Elvis Gratton * Permis de Biere
Malajube – Pate Filo
Christine Delaroche * Les Princes D’Aujourd’hui
Alleee end

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Weird case of "Mircea vs God"

God, sued by Romanian convict

After two years of debates, Romanian prosecutors stoped the investigations in weird case of “Mircea vs God”.

In 2005, Pavel Mircea, who serve for 20 years in prison for murder, sued God because He did’nt protected him from troubles, as He promises at christening time, and the God left him to Satan, who stimulate him for murder.

Additionally, Mircea accused God for bribery and fraud and asked back the money spended with candles and religious services.

The attorney decided don’t begin the criminal investigation versus God. They argumentated God don’t have a residence where the Prosecutor’s Office send a subpoena.

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Granny is a Terrorist! Gasp!

Dear lovers of Democracy, and those who believe in voting, and America,

Found on Check Your Premises:

Who does the Bill of Rights protect you from?

Nothing, not if the Government doesn't want them to.

A 57 year-old school principle was branded a terrorist for putting the wrong picnic item in the wrong bag. For this, she lost her constitutional rights:

"You've committed a felony," Beaman says a security screener announced. "And you're considered a terrorist."

Beaman says she was told her name would go on a terrorist watch-list and that she would have to pay a $500 fine.

"I'm a 57-year-old woman who is taking care of 37 kids," she told them. "I'm not gonna commit a terrorist act." Beaman says they took information from her Washington drivers license and confiscated and photographed the knife according to standard operating procedure.

She says screeners refused to give her paperwork or documentation of her violation, documentation of the pending fine, or a copy of the photograph of the knife.

"They said 'no' and they said it's a national security issue. And I said what about my constitutional rights? And they said 'not at this point ... you don't have any'."

...and just at what point did she get them back? the moment she stepped through the little line between baggage claim and the gates? Does that remind anyone of the little lines between one "country" and another? If rights are real, they certainly have nothing to do with the ones so graciously "granted" to us at birth by the imaginary entity called "America." Those rights can be "taken away" at the whim of some airport schlubs. They are, therefore, just as arbitrary and morally relative as the "rights and wrongs" that are at the whim of an imaginary God.

Do you feel safe and protected now? What did you celebrate on Independance Day? Your freedom?

Yes, the story was from a couple years ago, and no, morality doesn't change in 2 years.

Mondo 65: X-Day and Fake X-Day

The Mondo 65 FAQ (which is from Wikipedia, of course):

1. What is X-Day?

X-Day is part of the mythology of the satirical Church of the SubGenius, an organization formed as a parody of cults and extreme religious groups, and their pamphlets and claims. X-Day fell on July 5th, 1998, the scheduled "end of the world", and has been celebrated on July 5th each year since then. From its inception in 1980, the Church had prophesied that an army of alien invaders would land on the planet Earth and destroy the world of "normals", "pinks", and "glorps," while the members of the Church of the SubGenius would be rescued by the aliens and taken away into space.

When July 5th, 1998 arrived and no alien fleet appeared in the sky, members of the Church began citing a large number of conspiracy theories to explain why the predicted end of the world did not take place. The ddate program claims that the Church "declared that it had got the year upside down" and that X-Day will actually take place in 8661. The most popular explanation for the failure of the prophecy in the Church is usually summarized with the statement, "the calendar is wrong and July 5th, 1998 has not really arrived yet." Because of this, the Church has held annual gatherings around July 5th of each year since 1998 to celebrate X-day and greet the arrival of the anticipated alien "Sex Goddesses." No flying saucer rendezvous has been confirmed as of 2006, but members of the Church have been undaunted.

Regular events at X-Day include a symbolic effigy burning of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs (the founder of the Church of the SubGenius); a baptism where participants have their sins "washed away", "and receive new ones in return"; concerts and performances by underground rock bands and performance artists; theme camps; and an auction where participants are encouraged to donate strange, unusual, and offensive items of all sorts (including themselves).

2. What is Fake X-Day?

Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists. The expected arrival date for the alien invasion is July 5th, 2007.

Meanwhile, the town of Roswell, New Mexico is holding its Amazing UFO Festival to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the "Roswell UFO Incident" that took place in 1947. The date of this festival: July 5th, 2007.

Roswell's festival is being heavily promoted, and it is expected to draw a crowd of nearly 50,000 visitors. The festival promotes itself as being family-friendly, and noted UFO researchers and conspiracy theorists are expected to attend. Parades, costumes, and carnival rides are planned, along with costumes and commercial events.

Rev. Modemac, one of the X-Day festival's organizers, stated, "Of course, you can't copyright or trademark the date of July 5th, so those folks in Roswell are free to hold their celebration on any day they choose. However, the original Roswell incident took place on July 8th, not July 5th. So obviously they chose the date of July 5th in order to imitate us."

He further went on to state, "They're celebrating the 60th anniversary of a crashed weather balloon. We're preparing for the real thing."

UFO Encounters 1
Alleee 1
Julie London * Stoned Soul Picnic
UFO Encounters 2
Sounds Orchestral * Something’s Coming
Criswell * Intro to Plan 9 From Outer Space
UFO Encounters 3
Claude DenJean * Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head
Kay Weaver * Astrouniverse
UFO Encounters 5
Nino Rota * Valzerino Del Nonno
Patrick E Peters * Jet Lady
UFO Encounters 6
Enoch Light * Strangers in the Night
Enoch Light * Up, Up and Away
UFO Encounters 7
Ennio Morricone * My Name is Nobody
Vaughn Moore * The Battle of New Orleans
UFO Encounters 8
Sounds Galactic * Spinning Wheel
Terry * Something in the Night
UFO Encounters 9
Collins H Driggs * Parade of the Wooden Soldiers
Dave Pell Singers * Laughing
UFO Encounters 10
Eddie Warner en Zang Wan The Nelson Boys * Telstar
Robert Alberg * The Martian Sands
UFO Encounters 11
The Evolution Control Committee * The Fucking Moon
Alleee End

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