Mondo Diablo Episode 206: Shep's Bulldada

"Shep" refers to the great Jean Shepherd of "A Christmas Story" fame. "Bulldada" is unintentional hilarity, and, in this case, unintentional hilarity of the type that finds its way to you in the mail, slipped into a library book, hiding on a thrift-store shelf, or pinned to a public kiosk. Information that can CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Listen as Jean Shepherd, from April 1965, with True Slack, reads one such piece of Bulldada.

Playlist

Shep Bulldada 1
Alleee 1
Dick Jacobs and his Orchestra * Summer Song
Cliff Richard * Here Comes Summer
Shep Bulldada 2
Della Reese * Blue Skies
Vic Flick * The Most Unusual Word
Shep Bulldada 3
The Vulcans * Star Trek
Ruth Etting * Dancing with Tears in My Eyes
Shep Bulldada 4
Cliff Carlisle * Rambling Yodeler
Monique and Louis Aldebert * Volare
Shep Bulldada 5
Keith Mansfield * Smooth Remedy
Billy Banks and his Rhythmmakers * I Would do Anything for You
Shep Bulldada 6
Pine Valley Boys of Tilton, GA * Hot Corn
Libby Holman * Find me a Primitive Man (with the Bob Haring Colonial Club Orchestra)
Shep Bulldada 7
Santo and Johnny * Theme from a Summer Place
Betty Joe Bangs * Daddy was a Preacher and Mamma was a Go-Go Girl
Shep Bulldada 8
Neil Richardson * Hop, Skip and Jump
Die Crazy Girls * Hully-Gully Hop
Shep Bulldada 9
Bill LeSage and Tony Kinsey * Bossa Noches
Springbok Hits * Disco Charlie Brown
Shep Bulldada 10

Alleee 2
Bonus Tracks for Christmas in July
Chris Wind
The Five Petals

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Mondo DIablo Episode 205: Alcohol is Dynamite

The clips this week are from the film of the same name; the rant is from work.

You'll definitely want to check out a site belonging to the singer of "Rub-a-Dub:" Chris Wind. There's a lot of stuff on there that I'll be playing in the next several weeks, and even a great Christmas album!

Playlist

Alcohol is Dynamite 1
Alleee 1
The Frank Popp Ensemble * The Rural Assiduity
Ennio Morricone * Ninna Nanna Per Adulti
Alcohol is Dynamite 2
Smith Walbridge Summer Camps * Also Sprach Zarathustra
Chris Wind * Rub-a-Dub Dub
Alcohol is Dynamite 3
Irving Fields Trio * Spark of Jewish Pride
Fanfarlo * Comets
Alcohol is Dynamite 4
Enoch Light * Charleston Cha-Cha
Bonnie Haven * Total Woman
Alcohol is Dynamite 5
Flavia and the Motonets * Mike
The Midas Touch * Vida Tirado
The MUSIC VEST
101 Strings * Space Odyssey
Abe Burrows * Sea Shanty
Alcohol is Dynamite 6
Our Gang Music
Billy Mize * Solid Sender
Alcohol is Dynamite 7
Nancy Sinatra * Sugar Town
TV: That's For Me
Alcohol is Dynamite 8
Tracky Birthday * Intro with Pepe
Donald and the Delighters * Wang Dand Dula
Alcohol is Dynamite 9
Alleee 2

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Mondo Diablo Episode 204: Meat is Life

This is the film from The American Meat Concern, or Institute or something.

Playlist

Beau Hunks * Our Gang Music
This is Life 1
Alleee 1
Billy May * Goin' Out of my Head
Shirley and Lee * Let the Good Times Roll
This is Life 2
Ennio Morricone * Giocoso, Gioioso
Tom James * Sample of Your Love
This is Life 3
Bernard Hermann * The Earth
Fanfarlo * Ghosts
This is Life 4
Frank Popp Ensemble * You've Been Gone Too Long
Delta Rhythm Boays * Get on Board, Little Children
This is Life 5
Enoch Light * Watermelon Man
Monique and Louis Aldebert * Never on a Sunday
This is Life 6
Billy Banks and his Rhythmakers * Yes, Suh
Norel Pref * Acolytes Out
This is Life 7
The Ray Charles Singers * Desafinado
Lecuona Cuban Boys * Tra-Ka-Tra
This is Life 8
Jim and Bob * By the Waters of the Minnetonka
Tracky Birthday * Free Dshimi
This is Life 9
Johnny Horton * Mean, Mean Son of a Gun
RIAA * That's a-Funky
This is Life 10
Alleee 2

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Hellbound Alleee Show 139: Revelation

This week, Franc and I go over our hour a few minutes going through Revelation, page by page, trying to make sense of it. We also talk about the fantasy of The Corporation (see the movie, click the link) and mention Franc's blog, Check Your Premises.

I'm making a Krampus Christmas tree skirt to go with my Krampus tree topper, so I was explaining what a Krampus was, its use in parenting in the 19th century and how Capitalism/Consumerism and Santa influence parenting today.

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(P.S.) Here's a nice take on how impossible it is to get that much blood out of that giant winepress!

Mondo Diablo Episode 203: God is Gonna Get You! Christian Love on YouTube

As you know, I made a YouTube video (that currently has over 140,000 views) about the immoral lesson taught in the Noah's Ark story. Last week on Hellbound Alleee I talked about some anxiety/OCD issues I have, some involving the fear of reading possible negative comments or emails on blogs and message boards. I promised I'd make a podcast with me reading those comments from my Noah's Ark video, as a sort of confront therapy. Here is that podcast.

This one's heavy on Hot Old-Timey blues and jazz.

Playlist

Neg Comment 1
Alleee 1
Billy Banks and his Rhythmmakers * Bugle Call Rag
Elle Est Terrible
Neg Comment 2
Jack (The Bear) Parker * I Need You, I Want You
Mills Blue Rhythm Band * Feelin' Gay
Neg Comment 3
Marco Calneneck * Life on Ceres
Orquesta Mondragón * El Hotel Azul
Neg Comment 4
Ralph Lowe * Becky
Norel Pref * 100% BS
Neg Comment 5
Ziab Rajab * King of Time
Whispering Jack Smith * Poor Papa
Neg Comment 6
Andrea Carroll * Gee Dad
Charlie McCoy * I've Been Blue Ever Since You Went Away
Neg Comment 7
Glen Miller * 'SWonderful
Gregory Brothers * Lift up Your Hearts
Neg Comment 8
Sigur Ros * Viorar Vel Til Loftarasa
The Walkie Talkie Monsters * When I Think of You
Neg Comment 9
Feiruz * Ya Ana Ya Ana
Treniers * Poon Tang
Neg Comment 10
Thompson's Hawaiian Trio * Chimes
Alleee 2

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Hellbound Alleee Show 138: Contextual Absolutes

This week, I talk about anxiety/OCD and Franc talks about cultural relativism. Oh, and we read listener mail.

Don't forget to send me emails at alleee@hellboundalleee.com

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Mondo DIablo Episode 202: Puritan Vowells

This week's show gives a tiny taste of Sarah Vowell's Wordy Shipmates, a book about the Massachusetts Bay Colony and its Puritans.

Playlist


Wordy 1
Alleee 1
Flames of Araby * Misirlou
Chuck Bowers * Pig Pen Boogie
Wordy 2
Billy May * Michelle, St Joe Moe
Fanfario * I'm a Pilot
Wordy 3
Leroy and the Drivers * The Sad Chicken
Enoch Light * C'est Magnifique Cha-Cha
Callahan Brothers * Gonna Quit my Rowdy Ways
Wordy 4
Marty Paich * It's Alright With Me
Alejandro Magno * Los Chulos son pa Ciudarios
Wordy 5
101 Strings * London Bridge
Jonathan Winters * Flush Your Mind
Wordy 6
George Liberace * I'm Walkin'
Chet Bakker and the Mariachi Brass * Chiquita Banana
The Ray Charles Singers * Song of the Jet
Wordy 7
Bernard Estardy * Piano Relax
Charlie and Chan * My Boyfriend's Learning Karate
Wordy 8
Dancers a-Go-Go * Baby Don't Weep No More
Paul Griffin * Down Home Baby
Rosie Mae Moore * Schoolgirl Blues
Wordy 9
Bergendy Egyuttes * Tango Bolero
David Carroll * Hey Chick!
Rod McKuen * The New Words
Wordy 10
Alleee 2

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Hellbound Alleee Show 137: The Hive

This week, Franc and I discuss listener mail, the news of the day, and the old Hitler/Stalin/Atheist question.

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Episode 201: Carradine

I made a tribute show for David (and John) Carradine, with emphasis on one of my favorite shows of all time, Kung Fu.

Playlist

Kung Fu 1
Alleee 1
Jim Helms * The Search
Sonny Cash * Psychic Cigarette
Kung Fu 2
Jim Helms * Caine's Theme
Alan Scott * Bopping in Flip Flops
Kung Fu 3
Jim Helms * The Ancient Warrior
Bobby Womack * Tried and Convicted
Kung Fu 4
Jim Helms * Alethia
John Carradine with Ray Gregory and the Melmen * Night Train to Mundo Fine
Kung Fu 5
Jim Helms * Grasshopper
Ralph Lowe * Joe Goes Disco
Kung Fu 6
Jim Helms * Dark Angel
Johnny Whitaker * Friends
Kung Fu 7
Jim Helms * King of the Mountain
Walter Brennen * Life Gits Tee-Jus, Ain't It?
Kung Fu 8
Alan Tew * The Fence
Norel Pref * Bob is my Rosebud
Kung Fu 9
Alan Hawkshaw * Organ Mania
Cleo * Et Moi, Et Toi, Et Soie
Kung Fu 10
X-Day Trailer 2
Four-Letter Words
Alleee 2

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Hellbound Alleee Show 136: Coming to Terms with Things

This week, Franc and Alleee continue to discuss meaning, and Coming to Terms with Things.

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Episode 200: Road to Xenu Part 2

Part 2 of excerpts from Margery Wakefield's Road to Xenu

Playlist

Road to Xenu 11
Alleee 1
Chet Baker and the Mariachi Brass * These Boots Are Made for Walkin'
Tracky Birthday * Balla! * Upfree 26
Road to Xenu 12
Alan Hawkshaw and Alan Parker * Beach Buggy A
Kyle Jarrow * The Way That it Began
Road to Xenu 13
Syd Dale * Portobello Market
Joe Maphis * The Rockin' Gypsy
Road to Xenu 14
101 Strings * In a Persian Market
J.E. Mainer's Mountaineers * Yodeling Mountaineer
Road to Xenu 15
Rob Randall * God Leads His Children Along
A Bunch of Old Southern Sunshine
Road to Xenu 16
Keith Mansfield * Pop Trumpets
Edith Massey * Punks Get Off the Grass
Road to Xenu 17
Neil RIchardson * Brass But Lightly
Shitty McShit * The Picard Song
Road to Xenu 18
Johnny Hawsworth * Catnap A
Johnny Hallyday * Mashed Potato Time
Road to Xenu 19
Slipstream A
Frank Luther * Manners Can Be Fun Part 2
Road to Xenu 20
Irving Fields Trio * Hora Merengue
Enturbulator 009 * Commodore Rimjob
Alleee 2

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Hellbound Alleee Show 135: Your Life is Absolutely Meaningless

Alleee and Franc discuss what gives life meaning, and what meaning actually means, because, well, everyone's talking about a different thing, aren't they?

Does heaven, or everlasting life give one meaning? Does reproduction? Does heroic or memorable acts give life meaning? Or does life already have meaning?

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Episode 199: The Road to Xenu Part 1

This is from Margery Wakefield's online book, "The Road to Xenu," which is a lightly fictionalized account of her years in Scientology and the Sea Org.

Playlist

Road to Xenu 1
Alleee 1
Syd Dale * Stanley Steamer
Jimmie Revard * Cake-Eating Man
Road to Xenu 2
Keith Mansfield * Soul for Sale
Cherokee Boogie
Road to Xenu 3
Alan Parker and Alan Hawkshaw * Overdrive
Kyle Jarrow * Mister Auditor
Road to Xenu 4
Sid Phillips * Boogie Man
Enturbulator 009 * Noots
Road to Xenu 5
Kenny Wheeler * On Schedule
John Fulker * She Knows How to Do the Doo-Dee-Do
Road to Xenu 6
Rimsky-Korsakov * Russian Easter Festival Orchestra
Nation for Marriage.org * I'm Confused!
Norel Pref * Grampa Was a Girl
Road to Xenu 7
Alan Hawkshaw and Keith Mansfield * Beat Boutique
Emma Whitfield * Something Special
Road to Xenu 8
Alan Hawkshaw and Keith Mansfield * Concord
Kay Weaver * Junkies and Monkeys
Road to Xenu 9
The Hell Raisers
Magic Sam * 21 Days in Jail
Road to Xenu 10
Alleee 2


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Hellbound Alleee Show 134: Listener Emails, Rants and Buddhism with Edward Greve

Francois and I read listener mail, talk about belief in the State, and speak with our good friend Edward Greve, from his current residence in Taiwan. Edward will be re-entering a Buddhist monastery in Thailand.

Topic: when Christians talk about solving problems through prayer, could there be mitigating circumstances, when prayer is used to evaluate moral conundrums? Ed talked to us about the value of meditation. Could this kind of focused concentration have a value near to that of disciplined meditation?


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Episode 198: Self-Hypnosis with Gil Boyne

Subtitle:
The Baby Becomes State Property at Conception or Moral Tautology is Arbitrary

The show features Gil Boyne. He's going to hypnotize you!

Here's my rant: According to some, because China "doesn't have" freedom of speech, it's "right" for them to confiscate any books they want at customs, and no one has a "right" to complain about it. Apparently, an imaginary concept can create something out of thin air, rationalizing violence, because, well, laws aren't just "arbitrary," are they? Who can make a moral judgment (i.e. "whining") but an individual, the only entity that can act? Is "China" real, and are "its" laws not arbitrary, whether they came into being through democracy or blood...or both?

Show Playlist

Self-Hypnosis 1
Alleee 1
"Bald" Bill Hagan and his Trocaderos * Bumps and Grinds
The Jetsons
Self-Hypnosis 2
Enoch Light * Ja Da Cha-Cha
Anita Kerr Singers * Never Leave Me
Self-Hypnosis 3
Brenton Wood * Gimmee Little Sign
Roy Brown * Mighty, Mighty Man
Self-Hypnosis 4
Rob Randall * Whispering Hope
Nappy-Headed Blues
Self-Hypnosis 5
Gene Marshall * We are the Men Counting Sheep
Flavia and the Motonets * Pecesito
Self-Hypnosis 6
The Prisoner
Norel Pref * In the Midst of a Cult
Self-Hypnosis 7
Lois Wyse * Lines to an Unhandy Man
Oscar Brand * The Codfish Song
Self-Hypnosis 8
Randall & Hopkirk * Deceased
Maimie Van Doren * The Bikini with No Top on Top
Self-Hypnosis 9
Robin Sparkles * Let's go to the Mall (from "How I Met Your Mother")
Flavia & the Motonets * Hombre Tomate
Self-Hypnosis 10
Alleee 2

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Hellbound Alleee Show 133: The Hitler Channel

Franc and I answer listener mail, and talk about Hitler.

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Episode 197: Carl Sagan on Natural and Artificial Selection

Carl Sagan's Cosmos is still relevant, still enlightening, and still entertaining after twenty-nine (!) years. I am fond of them all, but the one that sticks in my mind is the tale of the Heiki Crabs, which bear, ostensibly, miraculous markings on their shells. Carl explains why, and relates this artificially selected phenomenon with the theory of natural selection.

Playlist

Cosmos 1
Alleee 1
Instrumental Theme
Sister Rosetta Tharpe * Strange Things Happen Every Day
Cosmos 2
Mike Hurst & His Orchestra * Wednesday's Child
Chester Wardell * Don't Let Go
Cosmos 3
Apartment One * Step Inside
Pimp Daddy Supreme * Pick Up the Phone
Cosmos 4
John Baker * New Worlds
Doye O'Dell * Countdown
Cosmos 5
All-Star Orchestra * A Taste of Honey
The National Cynical Network * Free Will
Cosmos 6
David Snell * Windmills of Your Mind
God's Kids * God's Kids
Cosmos 7
Buddy Cole * I'm Beginning to See the Light
Orlann Divo * Samba Toff
Cosmos 8
Devo * Corporate Anthem
Norel Pref * Slackness Left My Life
Cosmos 9
Frédéric Mercier * The Child and the Tree
TATU * Robot
Cosmos 10
Alleee 2

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Hellbound Alleee Show 132: What We Did Last Summer

Franc and I are back with a whole new Hellbound Alleee show! Hear us speak about the Church of the Subgenius, and my Noah's Ark video.

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Heterosexuality: A Sick, Perverted Lifestyle

Episode 196: Crackpots are Like That

The clips in this week's show are from a terrible, terrible "educational" film full of LIES! LIES I tell you. Plus, it's narrated by Anita Bryant. What more do I have to say?

All week, I've been harrassed by a woman whose trying to save my soul. This tells you all you need to know about me. I'm trying to break her. I WANT TO LEAVE HER FAITH IN JAGGED PIECES AT HER FEET!. On to the playlist:

Drugs are like that 1
Alleee 1
Julius Wechter and the Baja Marimba Band * I Say a Little Prayer
Benoît Charest * Belleville Rendez-Vous
Drugs are Like That 2
Wendy Carlos * Two-Part Invention in A Minor
Norel Pref, Alleee, Ray Comfort and Aaron Kinney * You Can Have the Banana
Drugs are Like That 3
Geoff Love & his Orchestra * Guantanamera
Shari Elf * Jesus at the Hardware Store
Drugs are Like That 4
Alleee plays with a sequencer 1
Winterband * Shame Shame Shame
Drugs are Like That 5
Georgio Moroder * The Legend of Babel
Eartha Kitt * C'est si Bon
Drugs are Like That 6
Alleee Plays with a sequencer 5
Kidz Bop Kidz * Hey-Ya!
Drugs are Like That 7
Clara Rockmore * Stravinsky's Berceuse
Milo Turk * No Sex Allowed
Drugs are Like That 8
Alleee Plays with a Sequencer 2
Hollywood Squares Zinger
Drugs are Like That 9
Red River Valley
Mylene Farmer * Moi Lolita
Robot 419 Scammer
All-Star Orchestra * A Taste of Honey
Rudy Rosa * Spiders and Snakes
L Ron Hubbard * R2-45
Alleee 2

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